#magneticbitch

[ryathenaughtykitsune]

@magneticbitch @sharkondarts

The smuggler shows up in a teal bikini along with Thaddeus who is wearing yellow polka dot swim trunks.

Thaddeus grins happily at Kid. "Auntie Kid!! Thanks for inviting us!! Fish people are cool Mr. Resh gets us the biggest fishies!"

[heavenlyborne]

"Are you even old enough to drink?" She asks as she pours two shots for them. (I'm not sure if you've reblogged this, but we're getting Shalria drunk. I don't make the rules.)

What was this tiny container? Was such a small amount of drink going to do anything at all? Shalria tapped the glass edge, listening to the pleasant ting it made before scooping it up and trying a taste, face pulling a little at the unexpected sharpness. “No, but I nearly am and it doesn’t matter anyway because laws don’t apply to me so there.” The World Noble retorted, fighting the urge to cough at the burning sensation after swallowing the rest of the contents within as she’d seen others do. Sure, she’d drank a little before back at home... mostly light and fragrant wines during special dinners and occasions, nothing like these pirate drinks at all.

[featheatre]

I can't believe how much you are against ppl on your lap smh. D I S G R A C E

I’m not. Unless they call me daddy.

[marine-engineer-lucie]

⭐️⭐️⭐️

FOR EVERY ⭐️ I’LL SHARE A LIKENESS BETWEEN MUN AND MUSE. FOR EVERY ⚡️ I’LL SHARE A DIFFERENCE.

1. We have both suffered from post-traumatic stress syndrome and have had nightmares every time we slept.

2. We both like men much older than us, although in my case I also like women.

3. We like to whip people with our hair  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[abaddonrighthandofgod]

✐

✐ + stars

He had heard Eustass Kid might arrive with her crew in a town close to G-5’s base. However, he hadn’t expected to see them in the same town his men liked to relax and drink at. Of course the jolly men decided to brawl with the infamous pirate crew, and getting their asses kicked, but luckily none dying for now. Vergo refused to participate and kept drinking his tea outside the bar.

“Perseus is visible now,” he told her once she had approached him. “and please don’t kill them. Let’s just pretend nothing happened and call it quits.” He personally didn’t care if his men died that night, he just didn’t like the paperwork afterwards.

“Capella,” he continued, eyes fixed on the shimmering night sky with no need to look at her as she stood there. “… and that right there is Andromeda.”

He paused to sip his tea. Then he resumed, listing off constellations as he recognized them, at the same time hating that he remembered everything his mother taught him. Whether Kid was interested or not didn’t matter, as long as she didn’t decide to fight him. He was in no mood to fight anyone.

[snxwbird]

magneticbitch replied to your post “guess who drowned her laptop in wine and had to wait 4 weeks to get...”

not talked to you in ages, but thats the most you thing ever, wow <3

aHEMmm

[ryathenaughtykitsune]

Pulls out the popcorn to watch the power couple bicker.

[heavenlyborne]

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Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours

“Eustass Kid... I’m still not sure on what to think about you.”

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly (enough) toward each other? ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed