#magpie problems

[wonderfallzlikesstuff]

I was tasked with taking inventory of the Phantom cabochons. The second most relaxing activity next to reviving feathers. It was 100% necessary to lay them out and take pictures.

[cinnamoney]

me: *crumples up wrapping paper and stuffs inside box 2 recycle*

brain: no save

me: why

brain: ...art. useful later. save.

brain: also how will u remember anyone ever loved u

[rowandriftwood]

I want to eat the chocolate, but it's all the way on the other side of the room and I don't wanna get out of bed.

[pattern-53-enfield]

I had to toss my tablet to stop myself from purchasing Warhammer 40k patches

because seriously, where the fuck will i put all thesew

[howlingblaster]

hot date where I feel like I should start throwing things away