i’m half convinced that you’re an illusion right now because holy fuck has it ever been way too long since i’ve last seen your face in person. not to be dramatic or anything, but i’m pretty sure it’s been about a million and one years. forgetting about the little people, eh? so good to see you, babe. you already know the drill -- catch me up on all the gossip and tea that has been happening in your life lately and i’ll spill my own in return. don’t get too excited though - i haven’t done shit in about two months. / @maiamxtchell












