maia/damon
having an affair with your wedding planner SO MUCH SIN
first meeting: i write sins not tragedies - p!atd (bc damon pretty much tells her how he thinks marriage is a joke. i bet you he probably even ruined one of the other weddings that she’s in charge of by exposing the groom/bride’s lover or something and was like HA told you so. this is a joke. *insert angry maia noise here*)
Oh, well imagine,As I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor,And I can’t help but to hear,No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:“What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!” says a bridesmaid to a waiter,“And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.”I chime in with a“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!”No, it’s much better to face these kinds of thingsWith a sense of poise and rationality.
becoming lovers: charlie ain’t home - zz ward (SIN SIN SIN)
I dig my fingertips into your back,Till the pictures break and the floorboards crack,Oh, my tongue is a silver key,Swimmin’ deep in a sinner’s sea,Come on, come on, come on,Come on, come on, come on,Lay me down on sheets of cotton, whoa, whoa,You make me feel like I could fly, whoa, whoa,Headlights on the bedpost, we ain’t stoppin’, no, no,If you forgot, I’ll tell you why,‘Cause Charlie ain’t home
breaking up: married but to eachother - barbara madrell (replace married with engaged and it fits)
When you’re married but not to each otherYa gotta go home in the middle of the nightTry and pretend every things alrightBut it ain’t, no it ain’tWhen you’re married but not to each otherMake believe that you’ve been goodGive your love to the one you shouldBut you can’t, no you can’t'Cause you’re tied to her and I’m tied to himWe don’t wanna hurt either one of themSo what can you do, what can you do?
working it out: speak now - taylor swift
I hear the preacher say, “Speak now or forever hold your peace.”There’s the silence, there’s my last chance.I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me.Horrified looks from everyone in the roomBut I’m only looking at you.I am not the kind of girlWho should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasionBut you are not the kind of boyWho should be marrying the wrong girl
So, don’t say “Yes”, run away now,I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door.Don’t wait or say a single vow,You need to hear me out,And they said, “Speak now.”
And you say, “Let’s run away now,I’ll meet you when I’m out of my tux at the back door.Baby, I didn’t say my vows,So glad you were aroundWhen they said, "Speak now.”
happily ever after???: death of a bachelor - p!atd
I’m cutting my mind offIt feels like my heart is going to burstAlone at a table for two and I just wanna be servedAnd when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had?Share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sadI’m walking the long road, watching the sky fallThe lace in your dress tangles my neck, how do I live?The death of a bachelorLetting the water fallThe death of a bachelorSeems so fitting forHappily ever afterHow could I ask for more?A lifetime of laughterAt the expense of the death of a bachelor