Rules:
1. Pick one of your muses
2. Fill in the questions/statement as if you are being interviewed for an article and you were your muse
3. Tag 10 people to do this meme, (repost, don’t reblog)
Tagged by the lovely: @theotherlethbridgestewart
Tagging the wonderful and brilliant: @living-reliquary @kinddeathbecomeshe @itsthebrigadier @dealingwithsciencefiction @canspotatimeagent @adventuresonearth @masterfulxrhythm @allhailthebigtalkingbird and I don’t wanna tag anyone else. ;^;
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
“Mike Yates.”
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
“That is my real name. If it’s a more full name you’re looking for, I suppose that you can write down, ‘Retired Captain Michael Alexander Raymond Yates.’”
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?
“No one calls me by that. I prefer Mike. But if you must know, my parents passed a number of my relative’s names to me. However considering the etymology, it seems that my parents wanted me to be someone who could protect others.“
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
“Single.”
5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?
“Powers? I’m only human! Do you expect me to be Superman? As for abilities, I do have leadership training, have been trained in hand to hand combat, can use most, if not all military grade firearms and can operate most military vehicles and other munitions. I can also pilot a helicopter, if the situation calls for it.“
6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU.
“I’m sorry, but who is Gary Stu?”
7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?
“Brown.”
8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?
“I’ve been told that it sometimes looks ashy brown. Though it’s gotten darker since I started to let it grow out more.”
9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
“I still have my mother, three brothers, and a sister in my direct family. I would rather not go into my extended family.”
10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?
“Not currently. Though I wouldn’t mind having a dog sometime in the future.”
11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
“Spiders.”
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?
“Certainly. Lately I’ve taken to gardening and meditation in my free time, and I have always enjoyed watching a match with friends.“
13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
“Sure, but who hasn’t?”
14. EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?
“Yes. I was in the army, you know.”
15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
“I don’t know whether you are meaning literally or spiritually. In either case, I’m a human, and as for a spirit animal, I will admit that I have never meditated on it before. Maybe I should ask the Abbot to guide me on this matter. But back in the army, the men did use to call me a fox.”
16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
“Mostly habits I picked up from the army. Probably the worst ones are the ones I picked up for intelligence work. Giving people no personal space, and eavesdropping at doors mostly.”
17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?
“The Brigadier and the Doctor mostly these days.”
18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
“Bisexual, I suppose.”
19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
“No. I did go to the Military Academy in the past, however.”
20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?
“If I can. But that time may have passed me by already.”
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?
“Excuse me, but I don’t understand what you mean.”
22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
“It’s in the past and doesn’t matter anymore.”
23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
“I used to keep up with the latest fashion trends, but I’m getting a little old for that these days.”
24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
“Of course. What kind of son would I be if I didn’t love my own mother and siblings?”
25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?
“That would qualify as classified information.”
26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)
“People have said that I act as if I were part of a higher class. This really isn’t the case. I would consider myself middle class these days.”
27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
“Oh, a fair number.”
28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
“May I ask what kind of pie?”
29. FAVORITE DRINK?
“Tea probably. Though I do enjoy having a brandy with the Brigadier on occasion.”
30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
“Sargent Benton and I would sometimes pop into the Doctor’s lab just for the fun of it. We would have a nice chat with Jo, and watch the Doctor work. Benton would make us some coffee, he always did make the best coffee, and we could spend hours just talking and watching him. Sometimes the Brigadier would come in to yell at the Doctor for some reason, or the Doctor would accidentally set off a small explosion. That was the biggest reason we came. It helped to break the days up a little. Eventually Benton set up a betting pool based on the Doctor’s activities, you know, how many beakers he would break in a week, or how many benches he could manage light on fire over the course of this experiment. Not that it matters anymore. It’s not like I can go back.“
31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
“Not anymore.”
32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK?
“I do believe that is none of your business.”
33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
“I’ll take either, so long as nothing is trying to attack nor drown me.”
34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
“Not yours, if that is what you are suggesting.”
35. ANY FETISHES?
“Certainly.”
36. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
“I would imagine that it would get rather boring only being one or the other.”
37. CAMPING OR INDOORS?
“Camping.”
38. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?
“Quiz? I thought that this was an interview. Did I pass?”