#mainly you

[chrrific]

mimimimimimimimimimimiimmimimimimimimimimimimmimimii i love you

i love honk shoo mimimiing

[muggsyandfriends]

🗣+ Babs and Vee!

"So, Vee," BAbS asked as she entered Jehiel Town's library, "you said you needed help with something?"

"Yes," Vee answered, "I recently got this book in from the planet Ares, but the Aresian language is not one I'm familiar with. Seeing as you're from Ares, I was hoping you could translate it for me."

(Keep Reading because length)

"Oh, sure thing! Let's see that--"

"..."

The sudden silence, and BAbS' expression, made Vee uneasy. "Wh-what's wrong?"

There were a few seconds of silence, before BAbS started snickering.

"Did you, uh... Did you mean to order the Aresian translation of 50 Shades of Grey? Because that's what this is."

Vee's face turned bright red; while there were more...adult works in her library, she didn't want that particular one on her shelves! She'd tried to read through a translation in the Common language before... She couldn't finish it.

The poor librarian covered her face in embarrassment. "Burn it," she pleaded, her voice muffled by her hands.

BAbS just laughed. "Tell you what: I'll take it off your hands. I could use a good laugh, anyway."

"It's yours," Vee agreed, removing her hands from her face, still deeply embarrassed, "Thank you."

BAbS threw her a wink. "Happy to be of service. Later, babes!" And the ex-fashion bot waltzed out the door, book in hand.

[nudesofthehaus]

I am such a hedonist.

[gkyle]

[stressednoverdressed]

I wish things were different wow oh wow I wish things were so much different.

[rafzombie]

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[erika-and-a-flag]

I really hate being up this late because I always end up feeling like shit