those posts some guys make like "if i was a girl i would have a little waist and big huge tits" as if they'd even get a choice whatever i wanna play this game too. if i was a guy....
my face would be so impossibly goregeoys i cant even describe it. but yes a nice defined jaw and strong chin of course, like kind of typically masculine manly man square face but in a much more considerate and genuinely beautiful way. i would have a perfectly thick dark beard, it would obviously connect and there would not be any bare patches. it wouldnt be too thick of course, just the right amount. i shave it every now and then but i usually let it grow out, not too long though. my lips the perfect size and plumpness, perfectly proportional to my face. my eyelashes would be long, thick, dark, and goregoues. my forehead would be not too large, but obviously the larger forehead of a man of course. my hairline is unspeakably perfect and thick, as is the rest of my hair. i would have gourgeous just-past-shoulder-length slightly wavy very dark brown almost black hair, it would always smell amezing but look greasy and dirty like in a movie (think aragorn from lotr movies vibes). and my eyes would be a gongeous shade of green, A nice pale green with brown and gold flecks. my body would be hairy as fuck, thick dark hair covering my body. not too much though, the perfect amount. like my whole chest but it would look beautiful and the hair would go down the center of my abs in a nice line straight to my bush. is it called a bush on a man? my thighs would be the most beaufitiful part of me, so thick and gongeous and hairy as fuck and strong as hell. second only to my thighs would be my beauriful calves, the perfect muscular hairy calves we've all been waiting to behold. my feet would be handsome and manly, callused but not cracked or stimky at all. my toe nails and fingernails will be very short just from natural wear (i would be a hard working man) not from being manicured. my voice would be extememly sexy and deep, NOT in a cringey way at all but the very sexy way you'd imagine a man to sound in your head NOT the way they actually sound irl, even the sexiest man blegh. but i would only rarely speak, so hearing my impossibly beautiful voice would be extra special. also i would be 6'5. i'd have a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous torso. very thick with abs, but not like super defined ones— like you can tell im fucking huge and strong af and my body is gorgeous, and a georgeus v line. my dick would be 8.3 inches hard and uncut. my balls would be nice and heavy and hang pretty low, but it wouldn't look weird at all. also i would constantly be completely naked and i would never. ever. EVER. be dry. if i'm not oiled up, i'll be bathing outside in a river to maintain a constant soaked look. also btw i'd live alone in the forest.
anyways yeah i recall whenever i was creating farkas and vilkas on dragons dogma 2 character creator free simulator, my bf was watching me and he just said "you are creating your dream man in front of me" and i was gonna say "nooo... nooo...." but i realized he was totally fucking rigjt lmfaoooooo farkas amd vilkas are my dream men fr. also i need another fun character creator in which to create them. i guess i could try to make them in bg3 but none of the faces or hair could ever compare to my beloved and cherished husbands. sooooo boring that there are no sliders in bg3.













