#majorroymustang

[softgaycontent]

Drew this to properly welcome a friend into “Mariza hell”.

[lauleemc]

First name: Lauren, Nickname: Lau, Age: 55, Gender: female, Sexual Orientation: i think you said you were demi?, Nationality: american, Relationship status: in a dedicated relationship with keneki ken, Likes: keneki ken, Dislikes: i'm guessing you didn't like the last airbender movie bc no one did, Random fact: you're anime trash

Ladies and gents and everyone else, we have a winner. 10/10 it has been confirmed that I am indeed 55. And I’ve never seen the ATLA movie but you’re right, I don’t like it from what I’ve seen of it

[kjessart]

majorroymustang replied to your post: “The apush exam was actually surprisingly easy for me????”:

I thought the multiple choice was kind of difficult but i frickin owned the short answer and essay questions

well I didn't finish the multiple choice (whoops only five left) the short answers and essay were a piece of cake tho! studying paid off!

[lauleemc]

☆!

You are:

[X] A healer[] A sword fighter[] A sorceror/sorceress[] A fist fighter[] An archer[] A damsel in distress[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you[X] Be the one getting rescued[] Always offer to pay for our drink[] Often leave you behind[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream[] In our childhood[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night[X] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[X] Yes[] No[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[X] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens![] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.[] I might help. Maybe.[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.[] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.[X] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.[] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[X] Rule over all![] Grow old and adventure together.[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.[] Create a new kingdom all our own![] Discover new lands![X] Conquer new lands![] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends.[] We are enemies

[softgaycontent]

even since you requested that fic a few months ago i've slowly been entering mariza hell and it's all your fault

This is the best message to receive, let me tell you.

It’s worth it though, look how cute awh. 

(If you ever want to share headcanons I have a million. I also have a Mariza tag on my blog and some fic links saved somewhere I think…)

[ruinsofxerxes]

majorroymustang replied to your post: anonymous asked:i fired up a few ...

I tried doing an FMA HG Sim once and Fuery won. Never again

it’s always the quiet ones smh

[fullmetalbaby]

kfm izumi olivier riza

damn wtf

fuck: olivier lmao

marry: riza my queen

kill: IM SORRY IZUMI I LOVE U

[anondracomalfoy]

kfm: narcissa, bellatrix, andromeda

Fuck: Andromeda

Marry: Narcissa, my wife

Kill: Bellatrix