(jigsaw voice) hello, tumblr artist. i'd like to play a game. you have once again drawn an impossibly skinny woman with tits bigger than her entire torso. given your dedication to artistic cowardice and overall moral bankruptcy, i have locked you in this violent puzzle. i will not be killing you myself, but i have ensured that the puzzle is both unsolvable and agonizing. it will be streamed to your twitch channel until your body stops twitching. i would say live or die, but i have not given you a choice. goodbye.















