Me: would you like some hot water?
My brain: WHAT? No! What foolishness is that?! Not only is hot water wayyyyy less satisying than the spikier cold variant, the hot round water is also a health danger! You might bur your tongue!! Or hands!!! WHAT'LL YOU DO WITHOUT HANDS?!!
Me: what if I put sum leafs in it for a while?
My brain: fuck yea bbyyyyy!!










