#makeup names

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Lamya لمياء- f (Arabic) having beautiful dark lips

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Dicét - m/f (Sudanese) painted

[thoughtsthroughfog]

Makeup names

Y’all have noticed that makeup colors tend to have really weird names, yeah? like, I have three lipsticks named, respectively, “Tempt,” “Seduction” and “Sugar Plum Fairy”

which is nice and all, but I don’t wear makeup to feel like a sugar plum fairy

I want makeup names for when you feel like middle fingers up at the world

lipstick names like “fuck you purple,” 

foundation like “get the fuck out of my face umber”

eyeliner pencils black as “the dark of ages past”

just

give me makeup names that accurately reflect

how it creates an armor between the self and the world

tldr; had a bad experience, would prefer my makeup to reflect how I want strangers to react to my presence. mostly, “don’t touch me”

[bringyourwingswithyou]

NSFW....Makeup?!

Organizing my makeup vanity and I'm just wondering why the names for colors of cosmetics are so sexual and risqué?! 😂 lol, like one of my lipsticks is called "Arousal", another is "NSFW", an eyeliner in "Dominatrix", illuminating BB cream called "Glow Job"! 

I have a lip stain named "Strip Me" and a long-wear lip lacquer called "Sexy Mother Pucker". A few eye shadows that I wear regularly are named "Foreplay", "Afterglow", and "Erotica" hahaha! 

 My favorites (which are both by NARS) have to be my go-to blush named "Orgasm" and my cream highlighter named (no joke!) "G-spot"!! Like WTF 😂 

it just makes me crack up because people will sometimes ask "oh your cheeks are a beautiful color, what are you wearing?!" So I always say "Thank so much...hmm...I forget the color though." Idk maybe I'm just way over-tired and I'm finding random things hilarious but this gives me a good laugh! 😆

[ruby686]

Makeup Companies

Makeup companies have the weirdest way of naming their products when it comes to colors. 

It’s not red. 

It’s ‘firehouse, hotter than the boy next door, chli hotsauce, blood of your enemies brick red’. 

Imagine if it was the same way with the color fo your clothing.

“Nice black shirt.”

*scoffs* “This isn’t black. It’s ‘licorice, endless abyss, Tumblr user’s soul, darker than a HotTopic store black’. 

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Definitive Proof That Beauty Product Names Make Zero Sense

Definitive Proof That Beauty Product Names Make Zero Sense

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