cool hand luke (1967) commentary !! (watching bc of the outsiders..? neverrr) watched (half) w/ @ziggy8891 <33 (sorry i keep dragging you half way into movies mate lol)
- why did i expect the quality to be like 360p or something. like deadass jumpscare. is he?? is he stealing a. what the fuck is he stealing..?? (edit: parking meters it turns out)
- BAHAHA THE WAY HE POPS THE CORK AS THE POLICE PULL UP??? he's deadass giggling what the fuuck
- the music is deceptively calm as these prisoners are extorted for their labour. hmm. nice acoustic soundtrack to the monotonous sound of whack whack hoes (like actual hoes)
- who's the one guy in a blue collar up amongst this sea of naked white guys. Oookay just zoom up on those glasses sure
- luke smart !!! captain!! he's so silly what the fuck, lil smilies n stuff so caz. 2 years for some vandalism???? 1 for manslaughter ?? he just keeps flashing lil cheeky smiles
- the prison warden (?) is so condescending i wanna smite him !!
- y'know if you threaten everything with "the box" folks might just become desensitised to it my guy. also i forgot how normalised smoking is outside of informal contexts even in the 1960s which i presume the movie is set (will have to check) "...spends a night in the box" x 20 million
- luke finishing his sentence YOU READ MY MIND. A NIGHT IN THE BOX !!! bro loiks like he's taking a nap standing up
LUKE : "I ain't heard that much worth listening to. A lot of guys laying down a lot of rules and regulations."
- his cadence is beautiful i want to steal his voice and put it in my own throat.
- the floor walker (carr or something) lowkey reminds me of sheldon's dad in young sheldon
- my friend and i were arguing whether luke's number was 21, 26 or 27. it was 37 folks
- trumpet score (not trombone apparently they're much deeper)
- luke's ice blue eyes giggling. his silly little smile, deceptive fuck. i know you got conviving little thoughts in there mixed with depression/sillyy
- folks i jinxed myself i have not freed myself of this long arduous curse of SHIT CONNECTION !!!
- DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU??? Why??
- WHY IS MANS BUTT NAKED. oh the box. Oh god he looks terrified. first day ???? oh he's the guy who talked back
- ooo sassy luke !!! Giggling
- Uhm. that was uncomfortable. yeah .. never hearing lucille the same way again. drag ? whoever u r u make me so incredibly uncomfortable
- THANK YOU LUKE FOR INTERRUPTING HIM JESUS CHRIST. u think u gon beat his ass?? nawww THE SIDE EYEE BAHAHA
- aw nevermind. there goes luke i think. Ope. almost didn't recognise him without his necklace.
LUKE : "I don't want to frighten him."
- okayy. i'm now also curious why he keeps getting up. the shot with the chains made me think he was gonna play dirty and tug at them or something.
- NOT THE DECEPTIVE GUITAR AGAIN. HE'S GETTING BEAT ON oh past tense was. wait did he like... sorta win. cuz he didn't forfeit and drag left first
LUKE : "Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."
- There's the namesake !! LUKE HAS A VISITOR???? Ooo we got tea fellas
- Oh..??? They got the same smile hmmm. Arletta hm WAIT THAT'S HIS MUM. FIRST NAME BASIS?? Actually i can see that
ARLETTA : "Oh no, it ain't, Luke. You ain't alone. Everywhere you go, I'm with you."
LUKE : "You never thought maybe that's a heavy load?"
- him just offering the water tentatively again and again. ooo first "mom". nop back to arletta. dareisay he looks soft. mournful. grief. reluctance, before he draws away. arletta's striken expression througu mesh.
- i did nawt expect it to go like that, but like power to y'all!!! go luke
- tbh luke looks mildly spacey most of the time. like maybe even dissociative. i wanna know what's going on in his head
- the way they're treating this is genuinely hilarious. an egg eating competition. my fucking god. drag calm your stupid ass. the close up shots. my fucking god. man is deadass on his feet and whose fault ??? (cough His) (still smirking like a smartass) (lowkey looks crucified on thst table with that pose)
- oh arletta.... NOT THE SAD BANJO AND SOCIAL DISTANCING ???? god. a tear i see shining luke. Yep. his voice is very level. bless his heart jesus. the look down, sniffle, fade. man
- HE'S GETTING THE BOX????? FOR WHAT JESUS HOLY FUCK.
- KAZZOOOOO lets fucking go !!!!
- how do we still have 40 minutes. epic montage don't get me wrong but like???
- just keep swimmin just keep swimmin just keep swimmin just keep sludgin
- HE'S DEAD ??? NOT THE DOG FOR FUCK'S SAKE !!! i cannot guarantee no animals were harmed in the making of this movie cuz what
- LUKE !!! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BAACK HERE aaagGGHH the sound of hammering and DESPAIR
- he's out fellas. he's ouuut (for now......)
- CALLED IT OOH FUCK yeah he's damn done for. noo you don't get to call him cool hand luke ougghh
- the strained smiles and laughter. ough. ougghh. spent money to try give the fellas hope, that life outside of prison
- if i had a dime every time i saw buttcheeks in this movie i'd have two, which isn't a lot but i'm blaming that damned box for both of 'em
- eating the rice for him so he don't gotta get back to the box. the soft guitar melody coming in again. holy fuck guys
- that hand waggle youuu evil cunt. evil cunts the lot of you i'm about to reach through tbe screen and do some throttling of ny own
- i'm sorry is he digging his own grave. What. Ditch??? I mean at least he's got some guitar strummin' to his demise ????
- they ain't ever gonna be satisified. is he gonna get whacked with that shovel. ope. okay those lyrics are something else. not the clapping crikey. the fade to crickets and scraping shovel and soil
- ohhh luke. his soft sobbin. oughhh. cuz he laughed once.
- i got an awful feeling he's the one being fetched the rifle for. jesus. HAHA IS HE SERIOUSLY OHMYFUCKING GOD BAHAHAA HE REALLY WENT YE SIRE BUH BYEEE
- oh he ain't getting outta this one whole. drag's giggling oh my god. the shaky unreciprocated affirmations. cool hand fucking luke
- HIDING IN A CHURCH. ON THE RUN. NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME WHAT THE FUUCK. Ohh god. Hhhhhhhghhh guyys...s... the little peeky to the ceiling. mmm...... WHY'S THERE THE FUZZ aawwhh godd...
- at least he's got his cheeky ass grin is ???. Oh. And there goes his throat. chat he ain't making it outta here alive. THEOTTLE HIM DRAG FUCK YES YOU DOING ALL US A JUSTICE jesus christ.
DRAG : There's gonna be some world-shakin' Luke. We're goin' to send you a postcard.
-> said between sobs by the way
- damn. his small smile in the red-lit car window. THE DECEPTIVE GUITAR TRACK AGAIN AGHHH
- aawwg god.
DRAG : Oh Luke, he was some boy. Cool hand Luke. Hell– he was a natural born world-shaker!
- what a damn movie. zoom into his eye don't you why not. i'm confused impressed and lowkey mourning that one cut outsiders the musical song. mmmm
- only took a million technical difficulties but i can tick off cool hand luke from the watch list !