#maladieu

[armageddonjoker]

Ever heard of a word of caution, Frost? For Christ's sake, use your head next time.

meme [accepting]

     “Awwww Jillybean but where’s the fun in that?      … don’t answer that I nearly did just lose my head there just how close did that come?” On that note he was pretty damn sure he was bleeding but by some miracle it wasn’t anything overly profusely that he felt he really had to worry about.

[valkyress-archived-blog]

maladieu + carlaradames

positivity meme.

maladieu:

aaaaaahh..... my wicked awesome mom !!!! where do i even begin? first of all, they share my weird ass sense of humor and we get a kick out of linking the weirdest shit to each other. they’re a blast and we actually met up in person and i hugged you and towered over you and we talked about claire’s white person spice.

not only are they hilarious, they’re a fantastic writer who continues to inspire me. zoomie cares so much about each and every one of their muses and puts in such careful intricate details it’s incredible---- we love to share headcanons and i love the little things you add in that complete jill, ada, and miranda ( not to mention how we both love yvonne.... yes..... ) your writing style is unique and poetic and it always flows. SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY YOU CHOOSE TO THREAD WITH A SMOL CHILD LIKE ME. not to mention we bond over the trashhole state we are from and the fact that we are both in love with jill being a trash northerner.

plus, your music taste is wicked good so i always turn to you if i need some good tunes. you are wicked ace and one of my fav people ever, so pls keep it up and KEEP WRITING.

carlaradames:

carla carla oh my god. another person whose writing just leaves me staring like wow??? your writing flows beautifully and it’s so effortless at how you portray carla. i’ll tell you a guilty confession: when i first joined the community, i came in knowing little about carla from the games as i never really payed attention to her? but you brought her to life. you really did, you made her real, you made her carla and you showed that. me and zoomie love to gush over your about page. everything is amazing.

blackie is also such a sweet sweet mun. i know we don’t talk as much as i would have liked and i sincerely apologize for that because i’m an awkward little turtle but when we do talk i really enjoy it. we definitely need to do more carla n claire things because wow i admire your writing and characterization. i also applaud your efforts at stitching this community together because you work so hard and i really appreciate it !! 

i also want to add i enjoy reading your threads even if i am terribly slow at replying to ours. the threads you and endetriment have are so amazingly detailed and i love what you two have built together!! keep up the great work as always. you know i love you <3

[bad-jew-jew]

{Text}: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text] jill

[text] jill r u gonna fuck a car

[ls-kennedy]

maladieu replied to your post:{Text}: I wouldn't know what to do. You never...

{Text}: And I’m betting Wile Coyote’s never prepped you for where I plan to shove these catcus needles.

[ text - jill valentine ] It all makes sense now.

[ text - jill valentine ] Daffy Duck was your role model.

[ls-kennedy]

{Text}: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[ text - jill valentine ] Didn’t grow up with wile coyote as your role model, huh?

[valkyress-archived-blog]

[iincxrruptus-blog1]

* maladieu

( I M M U N E )

You do not delight in SACRIFICE, or I would BRING IT; you do not take pleasure in BURNT OFFERINGS. ; Psalm 51. 

Just when there was thought to be NOTHING left for them here on this planet, there came NEW LIFE. The life given to them by a MOTHER. For she did not DIE as others did when their kin broke through the chest cavity. While her breath may have HALTED for a short time, it came back within HOURS. She gave to them IMMUNITY. A TOLERANCE to the wretched sickness that cast itself over the life that served as their bridge to growing their numbers. 

While they once looked to her && only saw a HOST, the sudden birth of a new SUB SPECIES of their kind made her their GOD. Even to the QUEEN herself, she was their MOTHER. && Mother was always GOD in the eyes of a child. To give life meant to have the power of all galaxies within her grasp. NO ONE would cause harm to their beloved. If any dared to try, they would fail && pay for such mistakes with their BLOOD.

As soon as the first was full grown, MORE were to follow. Until enough to form their own PACK could go in search of their creator. Using the bodies that were at one time USELESS to their needs, they grew, && they ADAPTED to their new environment. It was the fate of their kind to SURVIVE, even if it meant leaving behind a trail of DEAD behind their feet. 

Her scent CALLED OUT to them. Drawing them near as they soon found their beloved MOTHER. Soft PURRS of affection echoed around, as they lowered their heads, ( all six of them ) to greet the woman they now owed their life to.