maladydee replied to your photoset: I went to a Lucha Underground live show and the...
YOU BET, here are all the lousy photos I took of today’s matches!
Paul London (in white) vs. Marty the Moth (Jack Black-lookin’ dude) - fun as hell, Paul London is my new fave, I love him.
Garza Jr. (Mexican flag pants) vs. the Mack (purple briefs) - guys, I wish I had been quick enough to get a photo of this, Garza Jr. started off this match by hopping up to lay down on the top rope to convey how totally unintimidated he was. Shoulda been more intimidated, I guess, the Mack kicked his ass.
Johnny Mundo (my boyfriend) vs. Drago (A DRAGON) - I mean it was fine I guess? No, obviously I loved it, I LOVE seeing Johnny Mundo wrestle. I feel a little conflicted about my love for him because of his general douchebaggery, but... I like a good-looking douchebag, sue me. (Anyway, the main reason I love him is an out-of-character reason, which is that he can and will sell ANYTHING. You could fuck up a move so bad you completely missed him and he’d convince the crowd you flung him across the ring with telekinesis powers or something. He’s great.)
Cage (my other boyfriend) vs. Matanza (mask, coveralls) - this was the first match where my favorite didn’t win! Poor Cage. He’s also a delight to watch - he’s shockingly acrobatic for such a big, jacked dude. But Matanza is extremely powerful and also I think controlled by some kind of sinister magic, so, y’know, what can you do.
A four-way match between Taya (blonde), Joey Ryan (Hawaiian-print briefs & socks), Saltador (zentai suit), and Ivelisse (not pictured here) - THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THIS RING, YOU GUYS.
Aaaand the final match, Pentagon Dark vs. Mil Muertes, was so exciting I forgot to take a picture at all! Pentagon Dark is a huge fan favorite, there were a ton of kids in the crowd wearing his mask, and Mil Muertes is EXTREMELY EVIL, so obviously it was a very engaging match. Pentagon NARROWLY won, thanks to the support of the crowd and also a little help from Vampiro, who normally just commentates but was appointed Special Guest Enforcer for this match.
Anyway my overall review of my first ever live professional wrestling event is: THIS IS THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.