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Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

I understand why preschools follow the policy of We Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny Which Friends Might Have Been Involved In Today's [Hitting, Biting, Throwing Toys, Etc.] Incident but it does also become a little funny with kids who are old enough that they can just tell you stuff, so you have a carefully anonymized talk with the teacher and then are like "hey man. I heard something happened at school today" and your precious angel child says "yeah... I bited Ronan."

#ronan is your best friend. why did you do that.

dark-scape

Other actors: "I want to branch out."

Hamish Linklater: "I want to corner the fuck out of the tiniest possible market."

lisbonsteresa

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

#honestly i have (as an adult) always felt this way BUT #now i am a parent and i have a child who wants to be at the ymca pool every day from 4 to 6 pm #and i could LIVE WITHOUT DAILY 3:30 PM THUNDERSTORMS #OR PERHAPS WE COULD JUST RESCHEDULE THEM TO 2:00 SO THEY REOPEN THE POOL BEFORE CLOSING TIME #added the (as an adult) caveat because i assume i also used to get pissed off about this when i was a child who wanted to be at the pool

retrogamingblog2

digital-magus

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

unknought

Higgledy piggledy, turning and turning as gyres are widening, centers unheld,

things fall apart and there’s anarchy everywhere; falcons fly freely and can’t be compelled.

Dimming the tide there is blood in the water and everywhere customs of innocence drowned.

Held by the worst is a fervent intensity; lacking conviction the best run aground.

Surely there must be some kind of apocalypse; surely epiphany must be at hand!

Visions unbidden from Spiritus Mundi of something awakening out on the sand:

Head of a man with a leonine frame and a pitiless gaze that’s as blank as the sun;

sleep became nightmare by passage of centuries long before eons of slumber were done.

Higgledy piggledy, beast of antiquity, imminent, just as the prophecies warn,

shambling slowly but revelatorily, slouching towards Bethlehem, there to be born.

#outrageous [complimentary]

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

shithowdy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

shithowdy

loon :)

shithowdy

i painted my loon :)

spitzonthefritz

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

#galaxy quest #the hunt for red october #mission impossible ghost protocol #desperado

weepingwidar

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

#bro your tan lines

yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock

A new zine 🐚 Ariel’s Song from The Tempest unravelling from a seashell using a petal fold/ flower fold on coffee stained paper

yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock

Behold: My deeply explicitly erotic zine full of very, very mature material

#gorgeous

littlepaperforest

Some paper art for your feed. ♡

#PAPER ART?#wow #sailor moon yelling blog #man i love all the sailor moon fashion plates

escuerzoresucitado

umbrellamoss

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

#this is how i get woken up every morning since we took the safety lock off the little dude's room #there's only one of him but he certainly takes up nine or ten piglets' worth of space

elsajeni

Playing a round of Toddler Twenty Questions on the ride to school, launched by “Can we go to the place where there’s a big statue that looks like a person?”

So far we have figured out:

It’s not near school

Daddy knows where it is

It was in a book

Yes of course I remember what book

I will show you what book

It’s far away and you have to take an airplane

elsajeni

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

(he did not remember what book)

turnpikeghosts

what do you do with clothes that you’ve worn a couple times but aren’t dirty or smelly

put them in hamper with dirty clothes for washing

put them in a separate hamper or basket etc with other ambiguously dirty clothes

put them away/hang them back up w clean clothes (??)

hang them up NOT with clean clothes somewhere

the Chair™️

big pile on floor

something else that I am going to put in the tags to help everyone else ❤️

I also don’t know what to do with these clothes sorry op

Voting ended onJul 3

#hang them up WITH clean clothes BUT: inside out #so it's easy to tell if an item is clean clean or worn clean #i do also often have a detour to The Chair but eventually they make it to hanging up inside out

Playing a round of Toddler Twenty Questions on the ride to school, launched by “Can we go to the place where there’s a big statue that looks like a person?”

So far we have figured out:

It’s not near school

Daddy knows where it is

It was in a book

Yes of course I remember what book

I will show you what book

It’s far away and you have to take an airplane

#he's not really a toddler anymore actually #Little Guy Twenty Questions