Omg you never have anons on (not that i blame you!! tumblr is hostile these days!) in that case im gonna just say what i need to say to someone who will hashtag get it. i dunno if i’d go as far as to claim either as a f/o just because i don’t really do self-shipping, but i’ll admit i love malcolm corley and adrian ripburger from the adventure game full throttle. they appeal to me in different ways. malcolm’s a retired party animal among a lot of other things good and bad. Also he’s goofy. Rip’s a conniving monster with a chip on his shoulder. they hate each other. there’s implied baggage that never really gets explored. it all ends soooo badly for them. there’s just a lot to take in… maureen’s still the best character in the game but admittedly they’re really compelling despite the lack of info. ive been cooking theories for over ten years… im at work so i cant go too into it. legit a game thats been on my mind in the background since high school. argh
hello sweet anon, how's it going? 🥰💖 oooh how strange - i've had anon on for months!! i've only ever briefly turned it off during rare instances of anon hate, and there hasn't been any of that in a while...curious 👀
hahaha let's GOOOOO we've got some genuine older men as suggestions!! i'm delighted :3c i'm afraid i know absolutely nothing about Full Throttle or Malcolm Corley and Adrian Ripburger (fantastic name), but they seem like such a riot from the clips i've seen and your descriptions 😂 let's pop 'em here and signal out to all of the secret fans of these two!! doubtless they'll be lurking on this site 😉









