May 25, 2014
I know we haven't met but with everything of yours that i've seen, which may well be everything you've done, including a recent 8-hour audio book, but i've gotta ask, when are you going to give up this ruse that you're a regular person and admit you've secretly been veronica mars this whole time?
Um, well I could tell you…
but then I’d have to dig into your personal life and expose all your dirty little secrets in a witty and ironic sort of way, breaking a bunch of laws with the help of my high school posse. You seem like a nice enough guy (especially if you managed to sit through 8 hours of my voice - that almost buys you sainthood) and I don’t wanna do that to ya.