5'1 is the new 6'2

A lot of junk in the trunk for 5'1 Lazy-eyed geektress, videogame whore, hockey fanatic (GO RED WINGS) and vegetarian/animal crusader! Still remembered for Veronica Mars, and more recently House of Lies & Disney's Frozen. P.S. I love nerds *Kristen Bell RP - not the real KBell, d'uh!*

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Kristen Bell

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Slothy Surprises [Kristen + Karl]

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 He grinned madly at Kristen as she grabbed his hand and led him to the door, pleased and thankful that her departure from Lincoln hadn’t taken on a more teary tone. “Alright, alright,” he conceded, letting Kristen drag him out the door. “Be good, troublemaker,” he imparted to the oldest and youngest Bell, not bothering to clarify which one the comment was directed towards, and closed the door behind him with a wink.

“Hey, gimme that,” he insisted, grabbing her bag in one hand and taking up her now empty hand with his. “Exciting, hey?” he grinned, rubbing his thumb across the bridge of her knuckles. Opening her door, he made sure she was settled in her usual co-pilot spot before putting her suitcase in the trunk alongside his. “Ready?” He asked excitedly. “Costa Rica – and sloths – here we come!” ( theoriginalmarshmallow)

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She chuckles at his exchange and laces her fingers with his when he confiscates the bag from her. It was going to be strange to be away from Lincoln but she knew it had to happen eventually and nothing was going to hold her back from this weekend. If bursting from excitement was physically possible, she would've splattered all over his windshield by now. Instead, she clapped her excitedly once he climbed in the driver's seat. "So very ready!" she grinned back, spontaneously leaning over as he stared the vehicle to plant a kiss on his cheek.

"Thank-you for this" she said sincerely, pulling the seatbelt across her and clicking it into place. "Really" she added "I'm a lucky girl." she grinned over at him before settling into the seat for the drive, though she had some trouble sitting still and shifted positions multiple times, playing with the radio - anything she could do to try and contain herself. silverlakekiwi

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Slothy Surprises [Kristen + Karl]

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Karl somewhat sadly hands over Lincoln to Kristen, knowing that she would – hopefully – enjoy their holiday, but not like being the one to keep the two of them apart despite the good intentions. He can’t help the smirk taking control of his face as Kristen groans at her mom, and he flashes her a raised eyebrow at her cheeky tone. Listen to Kristen speak quietly to Lincoln, Karl can’t help the lump that forms in his throat, both at her words but also suddenly struck once again by how lucky he was to be a small part of their lives. As Kristen handed Lincoln back over to her mum, he intercepted her gently and pressed a long kiss to her forehead, murmuring, “be good, troublemaker,” before relaying the baby to Lorelei.

Gnawing on the inside of his lip, Karl listen to Kristen give her mother the rundown of Lincoln’s routine, reminding himself all the while that this holiday would be great for both of them to not only spend some time together, but relax a bit from the day to day of Silver Lake. As Kristen once again started to go through Lincoln’s preferences, he laid a hand on her hip, “I think we covered that, darls,” he said gently. “We outta go to make our flight…” He gave Kristen a searching look giving her a chance to back out of leaving her daughter, something he’d accept despite the disappointment it’d bring him. “I’m sure your mum and Lincoln won’t burn the midnight oil too badly while we’re gone, hey?” He squeezed her hip wit his hand and gave her a wink, waiting for her to make the first move out the door. ( theoriginalmarshmallow)

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She glanced over at him, playfully narrowing her eyes when he cuts off her list of reminders. She didn't want him to think she wasn't excited. She was most definitely thrilled at the chance to have some time alone with him, and she knew she was going to have a great time. And in her excitement she hadn't anticipated leaving Lincoln behind would be difficult - not like her mother hadn't taken her for a night here and there before. She shook it off though, giving a pretend heavy sigh "Ohhhh fine!" she jokingly surrendered and picked up her bag again when she feels his hand on her waist.

"I'm going, I'm going" she chuckled, giving her mom a thumbs up and waving at Lincoln as she heads to the door "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, kiddo" she grinned at her mother menacingly before reaching for his hand and smiling "Well c'mon then" she teased, pretending to rush him now "We're gonna be late!" she stepped outside and made her way to the driveway with him in tow.

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Reckon they don’t need to tag you, but they definitely need to tag me so I can go and teach them some fuckin manners. Blood’s boilin already, I’d like to see ‘em try.

[theoriginalmarshmallow-blog]

The dark side of Twitter, sweetie. I'm an old pro, so I'm used to it. Doesn't mean I don't hope their bladder gives out in the middle of a party!

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Reckon that’s just about the nicest thing anyone’s offered to do for me. Suppose I wouldn’t mind a bit of the bonus perks of being First Man - namely the finger-adorning hardware that’d come with it! ( theoriginalmarshmallow)

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Forget that! I'm also changing the laws about that - we're going back to crowns and thrones!

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HI YOU

Helllllllooooo Star Lord! How’s tricks?

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What Would You Do..if you were President of the United States?

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Well first, I’d make our national animal the sloth, because D’UH! I’d toughen up animal abuse laws, make legislation that allowed anyone who wanted to get married the ability to do so, because why the fuck is it anyone’s business. I’d make it illegal to pay a woman less than a man for the same job and lengthen maternity AND paternity leaves. And I’d make Joss Whedon bring back Firefly.

Pretty much, I’d rock the White House.

Vote Kristen.

[silverlakekiwi-deactivated20150]

Throw in a few snaps of you in a power suit (me-ow) and although I reckon my vote doesn’t count for bein’ a Kiwi, I’ll be your biggest backer! ( theoriginalmarshmallow)

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Please, you'll be right there with me. The first First Man! We'll move the White House somewhere closer to the ocean for you! silverlakekiwi

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Blimey! You’re hired. Can I pay you in Jaffa Cakes?

[theoriginalmarshmallow-blog]

So long as I can bring Lincoln on tour with us, since I won't have money to pay for a sitter!

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What Would You Do..if you were President of the United States?

[theoriginalmarshmallow-blog]

Well first, I'd make our national animal the sloth, because D'UH! I'd toughen up animal abuse laws, make legislation that allowed anyone who wanted to get married the ability to do so, because why the fuck is it anyone's business. I'd make it illegal to pay a woman less than a man for the same job and lengthen maternity AND paternity leaves. And I'd make Joss Whedon bring back Firefly.

Pretty much, I'd rock the White House.

Vote Kristen.

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Course ya can dollface! I need someone that can bust a move!

theoriginalmarshmallow

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I'm your girl then! I got the moves like Jagger!

[simonfxckingpegg-deactivated201]

C’est la vie acting career. I’m gonna be a professional gangsta rapper from now on.  

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Excellent! Can I be your back up dancer?

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Slothy Surprises [Kristen + Karl]

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Karl rolled his eyes playfully at Kristen’s continued emotional reaction. “People ‘re gonna think I’m terrible to ya if ya keep cryin’,” he teased, tickling his fingers under her chin. The words seemed to ignite her as she wiped the last of her tears off on his t-shirt, “there it is,” he muttered adoringly, as he tilted his head back to prevent her from knocking into his chin as she began to wiggle excitedly. Dancing along for a few moments before remembering what kind of luck he’d had that afternoon, he gave her bum a gentle swat as she made her way upstairs.

He inspected a glass of water he’d found on the counter and not seeing any tell-tale Lincoln backwash, took a quick sip to battle his parched throat. Surprised to hear footsteps coming down the stairs – he knew Kristen was low maintenance, especially for Hollywood standards, but surely she needed more time packing than that? – He was once again met with the amused face of his girlfriend’s mum. Karl held his breath at Lorelei began to talk to him, the tension in his shoulders slowly releasing at her reassurance that she didn’t, in fact, think he was about a smart or worthy of her daughter as a rock in a wig. He nodded seriously at her acknowledgement of Kristen’s happiness. “I love her daughter,” he said seriously, trying to convey exactly how thoroughly the sentiment ran through him, “and I love your grand-daughter, too,” he nodded at Lincoln, rubbing the back of his neck, “and though we didn’t get off to the best start, please know there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for either of them.” He happily took Lincoln from her, pressing his nose into her soft hair, as she scolded Kristen to get a move on. He threw his favourite blonde a blinding smile at her finally getting caught out by her mum instead of him. “Busted,” He teased. ( theoriginalmarshmallow)

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She sticks her tongue out at him when she reaches the bottom of the stairs, pausing to give her mom a quick hug and whispering a thank you in her ear "Shush" her mother whispers back "Go have fun" she rushes her along "Did you remember your toothbrush?" she continues, even as Kristen moves past her to the kitchen, holding out her arms for Lincoln so she can say a goodbye to her daughter "Yes mom" she groans like a teenager, chuckling as she drops the bag from her shoulder and takes over Lincoln.

Up until this moment she'd been nothing but excited, suddenly though, as she presses her lips to Lincoln's cheek, she struck with a surge of guilt. Aside from when she's gone to her father's Kristen hadn't really been apart from her daughter of her own choice. "Mommy loves you" she cooed against the little girls skin "You be good for grandma while I'm away." She stared at her for another silent moment before passing her off to her mother again. "There's juice in the fridge" she begins to explain "she likes the apple best, but not at bedtime. The sugar makes her a little..." she took a breath, reaching out to smooth her daughter's hair with her hand "and you have to leave the bathroom light on, with door cracked just a smidge or she gets scared." she carries on even though she knows her mother already knows all of this. She just wants to make sure nothing gets forgotten "Oh and she always gets a story at bedtime..." silverlakekiwi

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So many shiny new faces!

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You’re lucky,because I’m actually the worst cook ever! I burn popcorn.How can you missed that?

Thank you.You’re nice,I will keep that in mind.

[theoriginalmarshmallow-blog]

Everyone burns popcorn! The times they give on the microwave bags are a lie. Conspiracy, I tell you!

Ha, well I do try! Please do!