#male things

[mintaikkcorpse]

Gotta love the boy toys of pokemon

[yyukine]

My bf doesn’t ever lie about anything important at all he’s just suuuuch a troll he literally fucks w everyone all the time, tells little white lies about everything for no reason, I always know when he’s lying tho lol

[gayinthegreenscarf]

Annoying male thing #1467

When you are making a point or state a fact and they acting and speaking like a primary school teacher to tell you that you're right and why. Newsflash: we said that thing because we already know we are right, otherwise we wouldn't have said It. We don't need your approval or validation.

[thecannibalkitty]

today i was told that my not-being-able-to-get-a-boyfriend problem (if that is a problem haha) is because i have a very strong personality and know my own mind very well, and that apparently, boys don't tend to like that in women

so pop quiz for those who identify as males: is this true in any way? do you feel this way? and to all genders, do you know males who feel that way?

i'm genuinely curious if that's a thing or if the person who told me that is just crazy

[menexist]

When you're scratching your balls too hard but can't stop... Ouch.