Cannibal Kitty

Cannibalus Felinus /can-e-bull-us/ /fee-line-us/ I'm Cannibal. 29. I eat people. Professional moron and artist.

[zerounitrgb]

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally Seto Kaiba 🏳️‍⚧️

[crisantoflowerking]

[shiftythrifting]

received this in donations today, manager wouldnt let me put it out for sale 😒

it's got really good recipes tho!

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[greelin]

can someone do this to me

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[mythosphere]

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[tpwrtrmnky]

I do think "literally zero evidence indicates that gatekeeping medical transition does anything to prevent regret, but the harm done by gatekeeping is extensively documented" is a much stronger argument than "regret isn't real" cause there's always going to be some anecdote that puts you in a weak-looking rhetorical position for the latter, but the former is pretty unassailable.

[headspace-hotel]

tags from @queerical

[teaboot]

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

[bunniope]

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

[jungwildeandfree]

oh! here you go

[bunniope]

YOOOO

[oblivionloading]

You draw Microplastics from the well.

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system