I think my least favorite kind of customer is the "blushing virgin" who has never ever shipped or returned something and has no idea what a package is and just shows up with their busted ass Amazon garbage unboxed no label dick out asking me to make it go. "I couldn't figure out which slip went on the box and which goes in" have you tried READING THE INSTRUCTIONS I'm not even supposed to pack people's shit for them but i.spend 50% of my day packing up Amazon returns because they show up like 👉👈 ummm I'm never done this before and I go sigh it's okay kitten I'll.be gentle and put their FUCJING label on for them and they go okay yay and I think about shooting myself














