#malleroth

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Malleus: *watching the new ffvii rebirth demo* So you CAN dilate your eyes like a cat

Sephiroth: No, that's not my doing

Malleus: Oh really? Are you going to tell me that massive alien woman is controlling your eyes?

Sephiroth: First of all she's an ancient! Secondly that is my mother!

Malleus: ....That's your mother?

Sephiroth: Yes. Do you have a mother?

Malleus: I did. She died before I hatched.

Sephiroth: I'm sorry for your- wait a minute, did you say 'hatched'?

Malleus: Yes.

Sephiroth *mouth open*.... okay....

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Did I ever mention that Malleus and Sephiroth both wear outfits that are canonically slutty?

Sephiroth: Do you wish to continue to show your chest so shamelessly? It's very distracting.

Malleus: Me? You're the one who's one inch away from complete exposure. And wouldn't you catch a cold?

Sephiroth: I do not catch common colds. You should worry about yourself feeling the lack of warmth.

Malleus: *pulls on the leather straps* I wonder if you could feel this? *lets go of the straps*

Sephiroth: *winces* how dare you.

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Malleus and Sephiroth achieving god-like or life threatening forms with ultimate power in their respective canon:

*turn to each other*

Sephiroth: Your skin turned pale

Malleus: Your hair is defying gravity

Sephiroth: ....

Malleus: ....

*immediately starts making out*

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Food for thought

Lilia: *walking with Malleus* Be serious Malleus. He's a respected war hero. So try to get along and don't flirt with him.

Malleus: I'm not going to flirt. why would I f- *sees Sephiroth walking towards them*

Malleus: *mutters under his breath* -fffffucking hell, okay!

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They say the eyes are the window to the soul

These two:

Malleus: That's a unique set of eyes you have there? Do they dilate?

Sephiroth: No, my eyes don't do that. What about you?

Malleus: Not at all.

Cloud and Yuu: Hey you two!

Malleus and Sephiroth: ◉ ◉

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Why do I feel like these two would shop at early 2000's Hot Topic if given the chance?

The coats

The belts

The boots

The hair

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I just had a cute idea: young Sephiroth meeting baby Malleus for the first time

Miniroth: I've only had this baby dragon for two hours. If anything happens to it, I will kill everyone and then myself.

Baby Malleus: *happy dragon noises*

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Goobers