#mallus maccius

[oxalisvtesblog]

This is why I have to write my own fanfics

[a-thirst-for-dunmer]

i think it’d be really funny if in skyrim they would have made radiant conversations like they did in oblivion with the same voice actors talking to each other.

Revyn and Niruin confronting each other over Niruin breaking into Sadri’s Used Wares.

Belethor and Mallus Maccius making sleazy jokes about women.

Tonilia and Grelka getting into a cat fight over some loan.

just…the wittiness of a voice actor talking to themselves as two different characters never loses its charm on me

[elderscrollsconfessions]

I just know the dirty talk from characters with the sleazeball voice type like Enthir, Mallus Maccius, and Belethor goes crazy

[oxalisvtesblog]

Apart from tullisif I have another rarepair that is even rarer (literally doesn't exist outside my brain it seems).

Imagine this:

Sibbi Black-Briar dumps pregnant Svana and Maven forces a marriage between her and Mallus Maccius. He does his best to deal with the situation and moves both her and Runa (to me they are sisters and one of them has a typo in their name) to Whiterun.

It's not the least romantic. Actually quite depressing. But it's a scenario that I can't let go of all the same.

[omgkalyppso]

[stabbyapologist]

Mallus Maccius

Mallus: Information, information, information. Delilah, are you listening to me?

Delilah: Yeah. I'd tap that.

Mallus: What?

Delilah: What?

Mallus: Anyway... Pleasure doing business with you.

Delilah: Oh, no, believe me. The pleasure is all mine. Could be both of ours.

Mallus: What?

Delilah: 😚

My thief likes him. My thief likes him a lot.

[hiddenskyrim]

*sigh* I would poison all the mead in the world for you...

[cotton-candy-merc]

Mallus Maccius

That pasty white skin. The greasy dark hair. The black smudges under his eyes.. Even his VOICE actually suits him. Damn it, I will forever be sad we cannot marry him. I'd dump Marcurio in a second to get with that.