"I didn't say it was 'good'; I said I liked it."

Every villain is a hero in his own mind. ♡ And bloody attractive.

[stabbyapologist]

[depsidase]

[rocktheholygrail]

1x01 || 3x13

[stabbyapologist]

♡♡

[stabbyapologist]

I could probably sleep 18 hours straight honestly.

My husband suggested we separate six days ago, and I've been going ever since with my sister arranging the move out of state, the kids, job relocation, bank changes.

Today I was going to clean the house, but fuck it. It ain't even my home anymore.

[sphecodes]

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

[resident-dumb-cat-deactivated20]

Oh

[penguinwithafancytophat]

……. oh

[ash-the-tiefling]

Oh

[the-necrobotanist]

Oh

[system-reset]

yeag.

[cow-stealin-gal]

…….

[the-spine-eater]

Neurodivergent child: *tries to explain why they couldn’t do something/ why they did something*

Parent: “quit making excuses”

[stabbyapologist]

My sister got me this necklace

[justafanbutcurious-deactivated2]

[hihimissamericanbi]

Word for fucking word

[tjalexandernyc]

entering this great new phase of my life where, when someone treats me like shit, instead of going "oh man I guess I'm a piece of shit" I can whole-heartedly go "christ alive, what is wrong with you? you can't treat people like that" and it may sound simple but it took a long time to get here and there's no fucking way I'm going back

[filthy-rat]

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

[tara-bara]

Ominis when he hears Sebastian, Natty and Poppy discussing new quests he wasn’t invited to.

[batmans-archnemesis]

if i had a billion dollars for every time i enjoyed a merlin trial i would be completely broke.

[losingmymindtonight]

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

[gayhoediaz]

free healthcare should include teeth actually

[winged-void]

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

[ex-riddlecats]

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

[catchymemes]

[stabbyapologist]

In my worst fears, I feared one day he would go to bed and wake up and not love me anymore.

Not so irrational now, am I?