#malphas dmc

[2nd-drop-me-safely-in-this-hell]

Tonight, I'm gonna post about my boldest "hear me out" for the Devil May Cry series.

There are a lot of strong points against Malphas. She's evil. She has three bodies awkwardly fused together. She also fused herself to a giant baby chicken. Her hairline is awfully far back. And if every character in the Devil May Cry series was on the table, she certainly wouldn't be my first choice.

But, as they say, hear me out:

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She's incredibly wise. She had the foresight to order Devil Sword Sparda destroyed even when Urizen didn't see it as a threat, and she ended up being right to do so, as Dante used it to gain enough power to defeat Urizen. She could be a valuable advisor if you aren't too proud to listen to her.

The three bodies are creepy, sure, but. Three mouths. Three hands.

I normally don't go for centaur-adjacent characters, but the chicken is a separate being that Malphas attached herself to to become more powerful. It's essentially a service animal and a mobility aid, albeit a very morbid and fantastical kind. And she's very skilled with magic, if she can control the thing, surely she can put it to sleep if you two want some privacy.

Upon taking a closer look, her face is genuinely kind of pretty in a weird way. Plenty of people want to fuck Vergil, and he's extremely funny-looking, Malphas deserves a chance too.

She can create illusions! That has a lot of potential! If you want to fuck other demons from Devil May Cry, she can recreate them for you!

You might assume that her sacrificing the lower half of her body would limit her potential to give and receive pleasure, but remember that she can also create portals. That too has a lot of potential.

[put-me-out-of-my-destiny]

Valid Vergil Love Interests

Nero's mom (they have history and she deserves the acknowledgement).

Malphas (classic "bumbling king/long-suffering advisor" dynamic).

Lucia (they would teach each other to love the parts of themselves they loathe).

A Blade, Frost, Assault, Riot, Chaos, and Fury all looming behind him.

You, the person reading this.

Voting ended onJan 3, 2025

[no-dice-moodboards]

Moodboard for Nero and Malphas from Devil May Cry (with Laura Victoriano from the evil within as Malphas’ face claim). Requested by anonymous.

I hope you like it!