#maltrip

[allstarnotrek]

Someone help me I keep making memes of these two morons and I can't stop

[lionowlonao3]

enterprise hc

so anyway malcolm is gay and he tells trip (who's bi) this when they're about to die on shuttlepod one and they share a passionate kiss... and they have to stop because they need to conserve oxygen but both agree it was worth it. then they try to pretend it didn't happen when they get back to enterprise, but that doesn't last very long anyway i'm now firmly aboard the uss maltrip, thanks @prisdreamsbravely and @charlestuckeriii for the leg up

[allstarnotrek]

Dumbass space boyfriends, summarized with satire headlines (with a tweet, a tumblr post, and an AO3 tag thrown in there as well)

[allstarnotrek]

Malcolm: So what's your type?

Trip: Let me think... dark hair, greyish blue eyes, overly self-sacrificial, weapons expert, oblivious

Malcolm: Weird, that kinda sounds like me. Too bad we're just work friends, right?

Trip: Did I mention oblivious?

Malcolm: Yeah?

Trip: Good. Just making sure.

[allstarnotrek]

Malcolm: there's only one thing worse than dying-

Malcolm: *rips a piece of paper to reveal "Trip" above the word "dying"*

Trip: *gasps* me.

Malcolm: NO-

[allstarnotrek]

I need to stop making so many of these my phone's storage can't take it anymore

[allstarnotrek]

Trip: you know, there's a certain amount of potassium that is radioactive, so if you ate 40,000 bananas, you'd die of radiation poisoning.

Malcolm: ah, yes, it's the radiation that would kill you. Certainly not the fact that you ate an ungodly amount of food in a short period of time. Right.

Insp. by this Tik Tok

[allstarnotrek]

Two bros, chillin' in sickbay

5 feet apart because they're super fucking gay and in denial of it