#malumamongmen

[fuck-customers]

Love when a customer makes a joke about being rude to a worker at another company and expects me, a customer service worker, to find their shitty joke funny.

[sadistmichael]

Where is the tweet of Luke confirming his tattoos????

Right here! 

[dreamboypeach]

I love your positivity month idea, Laura! 💖 I have too many blogs that I love so I may have to send a few different asks through out the month 🙈 I’m gonna start with; @mermaidcashton (the best wife in the world) and my fellow Michael hoes @h0tsos @clffrd @ghost0fy0u @5sosnsfw @mooseclifford Also my Malum fic favs @honeyedlashton @myfalsedevotion @malumamongmen I love all of these beauts lots 💗

@mermaidcashton @h0tsos @clffrd @ghost0fy0u @5sosnsfw @mooseclifford @honeyedlashton @myfalsedevotion @malumamongmen 🖤🖤

- come celebrate positivity month with me -

[fuck-customers]

I hate when we ask guests if they've been to our food joint before, they say yes, and then immediately ask a question they should know the answer to if they have in fact been there before. Just say no. It's okay. I won't judge you for it being your first time here. But I will judge you if you ask stupid questions that you should know the answer to.

[fuck-customers]

I just started working at *$ and I feel really bad and I feel like some of my coworkers hate me because I'm struggling to learn and keep messing things up... :(

[fuck-customers]

I get it. Night shift gets busier than day shift. But why the HELL ARE YOU SCHEDULING 13 PEOPLE TO WORK NIGHT SHIFT AND ONLY 7 PEOPLE TO WORK DAY SHIFT BOTH SHIFTS NEED 9 PEOPLE TO WORK EFFICIENTLY AND DAY SHIFT GETS BUSY TOO

[maluminspace]

Do you know anyone willing to right an X Reader oneshot with a trans guy? My gay trans ass needs it for science but most writers aren't willing to write smut with trans people due to their lack of experience with transgenderism 😪

Hi my love! I’d definitely be willing to give it a go myself. I love try and make all of my followers and friends feel included!

As long as you wouldn’t mind me messaging you for advice on certain elements and possibly even proof reading it for me before I post it to make sure i don’t unintentionally write things that aren’t quite right etc.

Please feel free to message me to discuss this because I’d love to give you a fic that makes you feel included and as valued in this little corner of the fandom as you are ❤️

[sadistmichael]

So I wanna be more active as a 5sos blog instead of just a Tumblr Blog™️ since my username and avatar are 5sos but I have no idea how to be more active as a 5sos blog 😅 any advice?

I would say follow active 5sos blogs, reblog good 5sos content, make friends, and make sure you engage with the lovely people of our little fandom! 

That's a great way to start. ❤️