#mama jack

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Deeply considering planning out a new Jack central fahc fic in the near future, one where she's a famous Indie singer with high-school-buddy-now-ex-Vagabond Ry-bread as her body guard, and she gets involved in something by accident, but I wanna finish Loneliness Ends first before I start working on this, but like I want opinions, would y'all read that? Does anyone want that?

@wonderfullywicked what do you think???

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(If le doors are still open) Could I request a good FAHC Jack boy please and thank you! -TJ

i put way more effort into this than any doodle had any right to be but im also not willing to go the full distance so i guess we’re here

[sorcererinthestars]

Hope you feel better soon dear! Thanks so much for doing these requests. Could I get something with Jack and the word cuddles?

Yes, gimme all the Jack love.The Fake AH Crew family was rather... dysfunctional. They say family was those you choose, not those who you shared blood with. And Jack believed that, to a point. The boys she gave her love and life to were absolutely her family. And she felt like she played two roles, rather like Geoff did - she was a lover, first and foremost, and she adored that part. Her boys were all the best lovers she could ask for. But she also played the role as reluctant mother. She didn’t mind it, of course - she liked taking care of her boys, making sure they were fed and hydrated and clean and lived happy lives.But she wished that sometimes they would take better care of themselves. They were all old enough to be independent adults, but with her acting as mom all the time, they sometimes forgot to do it. She shouldn’t be expected to have dinner ready every night for when they were hungry, but if she didn’t, they whined and whimpered or ordered shit takeout that they’d all eat until they were sick.They had a harsh, rigorous day job and they all needed to be in shape. Eating Chinese food by the bucket, or god forbid, In-and-Out burgers every night, wasn’t exactly going to make them ready for running three miles away from the cops. So, she cooked. She made healthy meals and made sure they were taking care of themselves. She also cleaned the penthouse (Michael was good at helping with that, but the others were useless), grocery shopped, did the dishes, did laundry.... and frankly, she was at her wits end.One Saturday night, armed with groceries (text to help bring them up ignored) and stomping up the stairs, she frankly had it. They could starve for all she fucking cared. She slammed the door open to the penthouse and was about to scream when two things happened in quick succession.Two Lads darted forward to take the grocery bags out of her arms and she was treated to the view of a spotless penthouse and dinner already roasting on the stove. In front of her were three other bashful Fakes. Geoff had an apron on and was standing, looking rather miserable. Ryan was glancing over his shoulder as he tended a bubbling pot. And Michael was setting the table and lighting about ten candles.Michael finally spoke up. “We felt bad,” he admitted. “We always make you do all the work.” He shuffled his feet and put the last plate down. “We made food. And got you flowers.” And there they were, in a pretty vase. “....sorry, Jack.”The boys holding her groceries - Gavin and Jeremy - put them down and attacked her from both sides with lovely hugs. “We’re sorry,” Jeremy murmured into her side. Gavin nodded. “We’re shitty people.”Ryan darted over to press a soft kiss on her forehead before racing back over to his pot. Geoff waited until she moved into the kitchen before scooping her into a hug and giving her a warm kiss. Michael added to the hug pile of the Lads.She swallowed. “What’s all this for?” Her voice was a bit choked.Geoff grinned. “No particular reason. Just to show you we love you. And to promise we’ll help out more often.” Hugged by the Lads and feeling the other Gent’s warm smiles, she felt her bad mood vanish in the breeze. She doubted this would last, but would take what she could get. “I love you all.”The chorus of responses was worth every second of frustration. God, she loved her boys.

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“Imagine the shit we could get up to with a third and Ryan!” Michael said enthusiastically, his grin wide and wolfish “The fucking city would be in shambles” “That is a terrible idea and you absolutely know it” Jack said fondly. “You’re right, but that doesn’t make it any less of a fantastic motivation to keep this kid around” Michael said, grinning. “He stays by his own volition Michael Vincent, you are not going to make him stay” she said, her voice teasingly scolding. “But Jack it’d be incredible” argued Gavin, grinning just as wide as Michael. “Don’t you dare encourage him Gavin David” she said, shaking her head and laughing.

Jack being the Most Mom to Gavin and Michael and pulling out those middle names, Loneliness Ends, Jeremy

@wonderfullywicked

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A King is Always Better With a Queen By His Side

“Jack had always considered her relationship with Geoff to be extremely strong. They worked hard together, took each other seriously, and knew how to treat the other right. They had both given the other a reason to stick around this city, and they both knew they needed the other in a way that neither of them had ever thought they’d need a person. Jack had never felt truly alive until she had met Geoff, and she knew that Geoff had never felt truly at peace until her. Their relationship was built on trust and a strong respect for each other’s strength and weaknesses.

They were happy together, and Jack couldn’t have imagined what it was like to be without him after she had him, it was an impossible idea, to have to deal with a life without him.

So, when it seemed like Geoff was starting to pull away from her, she had no idea what to do.

It started slowly, he would be late coming home for dinner, or he would make vague excuses to be out in the evenings without her, he needed to case a spot, he was meeting Burnie about a job, a buddy of his needed his advice on something they were working on. And she didn’t think anything of it, they both did work in their world without the other, Jack was often called by others to lend a hand patching someone up in some of the small local gangs, or working in homeless shelters lending her medical skills to those who needed it, she trusted him, and knew that he wasn’t up to anything untoward, because she’d be able to tell, she knew she would, because Geoff was an awful liar when it came to those he loved.“

Read the Rest on Ao3!

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Our favorite Pilot ready for the festive season!

Part 3 of “A Very Fahc Christmas” set  in my store soon! This one is available now! Go check it out!!

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“Ryan was great!” Gavin said excitedly as the two burst through the door, Ryan a bit behind them, looking a little haggard, but still smiling genuinely “He knew everywhere that’d be good for a job! Everywhere we went he could point out some spot or another where we could do something!” “Yeah! And we stopped to hold up a gas station! It was fucking awesome!” Michael said excitedly, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “You stopped to do what now?” Geoff asked, almost startled. “Yeah, we stopped to hold up a gas station a few blocks away!” Gavin said, grinning “Don’t worry though, no one knew it was us, Michael keeps ski masks in his glove box, and Ryan even put on a mask like the Vagabond’s to hide his face! It was amazing!” he said, breathless, Ryan stood just behind the two excited boys, looking a little flustered and maybe a bit bashful, his skull mask pushed up on his forehead. Should I not have done that? He asked, sidling up to Jack with a note. “No, it’s alright” she said gently, placing a hand on his arm “They would have done it anyway, no harm in holding up a gas station as long as you’re careful about your faces.” She said “And no one gets hurt” she said, directing her gaze to Michael and Gavin. “No one got hurt, promise” Gavin said quickly. “I mean I may have knocked into someone while we were leaving, but no one got like, seriously hurt” Michael said. Jack rolled her eyes a bit, smiling. “As long as it was just the register and no one was hurt” she said, smiling.

Tfw you just have a house full of reckless boys who can’t keep themselves in check, from Ryan’s chapter of Loneliness Ends (which will hopefully be up soon)

@wonderfullywicked

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Y’all know those fucking Incredible Victorian era china tea cups with the little mustache insert to keep fancy Victorian dudes from getting their ‘staches wet?

These fuckin things?

I just remembered these exist, and my fahc Geoff has the handlebar mustache Geoff used to sport, and now all I can think about is Jack or Ryan getting Geoff a mug with a little stache insert like that as a gift and I’m fucking crying laughing cause CAN YOU IMAGINE?

@wonderfullywicked I’m going fucking insane