hey nerd, 8 13 and 15 for a ship that you DONT talk about constantly
[lol loser you did the meme wrong so I’ll just be doing the good shit: Chrobin M!robin.]
Wins the most tickets at the arcade: Robin. Yep he’s the shit at arcade stuff. Any video games really. Chrom can only ever have a small chance at winning skee ball.
Files their nails instead of clips them: Chrom. He hates the feeling of ragged nails, sometimes Robin subconsciously bites his off so Chrom does his best to help Robin groom his nails.
Compulsively checks their devices: Chrom. Chrom has a lot of Social media and uses his tumblr often. He only posts memes. Robin does not have many social media accounts and instead spends his spare time reading.
Brings cookies to the new neighbors: Chrom. Though he doesn’t bake them all by himself, Robin helps too.
Receives cookies from the new neighbors: Both of them. They’re too nice not to receive cookies.
Enjoys nature the most: Robin. Whenever he can, he goes on hikes, finds a good spot and then parks his ass there and reads until he feels like heading home. Chrom sometimes has to go find him because Robin occasionally dozes off. Good thing they have a trail right behind their house lol.
Reads (and enjoys) 10 cent romance novels [aka the kind you could buy at a drug store for like 1 dollar]: Robin. Robin loves books, all books, well, most books. The cheap romance novels are a guilty pleasure of his. He has a stash in the closet.
Gets the most competitive during DDR: Chrom. Even though he ends up losing to Robin anyways.
Drinks all the milk, leaving none for the other: Neither. Both are pretty considerate.
Orders soda at bars: Robin. Robin likes to be in control of himself so he sits out at weekly bar outings. Though he does have the occasional glass of wine in the sanctuary of their home.
Licks the ice cream off the lid: Chrom. Hands down. He’ll end up with Ice cream all over his face and Robin can’t help but laugh at how much of kid Chrom looks like afterwards.
Is clueless when it comes to technology: Robin, but not entirely. He works at a law firm so he knows his way around dinosaur computers. Just not all the fancy new fangled dodads of the 21st century. Chrom is usually the one coming to his rescue when he gets stuck.
Can’t stand horror movies but rocks horror games: Chrom. Chrom is a scaredy pants, not entirely, but when it comes to slashers he cannot. He checks out and cries himself to sleep. Though if you gave him a horror game he could totally play and win, but Robin has to be sitting next to him.
Dotes on their child most: Chrom Chrom Chrom. Robin wants to start curfew but Chrom likes to watch movies and he doesn’t care what time the kids stay up as long as they watch movies with him. He also frequents around the ice cream parlor with them. The owner knows them by name and their favorite flavors.
Insists they can cook but can’t: Uh, both are pretty proficient at cooking though Robin is a bit more proficient than Chrom since he has read through at least twenty cook books.