#mamatutu

[lilchi2k3]

~Over here we don’t complain we give thanks 👀😳🤫😜🙆🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️ #MamaTutu #IshiEhu #Nkwobi ~ (at Prince George, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw-uVsqAIUs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fkw7tm26xa2d

[thestank-blog]

Long story short:

MaMaTuTu decides to start a diaper business.

She contacts the GM Crazies on the Goodmama Facebook page and tells them they can get their hands on _______ *fill in random print here*.

She piggybacks on GM's fabric choices, sews up her own shitty version, sends them out to the poor, innocent victims of Goodmama's evil empire and laughs all the way to the bank (which, side note, is kind of what many WAHMs do--but whatever, most don't hunt down their prey). Some people didn't even realize they weren't actually ordering a GM.

There are coops. They go awry. A little "wah wah" happens but people are still buying her crap.

MMTT decides that her diapers in hard to find prints deserve to be auctioned off on HC , then proceeds to bid up the diapers on a fake HC account like the asshole she is.

She's outed on facebook, deletes posts she doesn't like, tries to keep swimming but eventually goes down in flames.

MaMaTuTu dies a timely death.

Out of the ashes, a phoenix arises: Couture Fluff

How do we know it's her? She admits it. Balls. Of. Steel. She brazenly announces that despite her claim to be an entirely different person (name change and all) she wasn't hiding anything.

There are always stupid people to be a part of your inner circle and buy your stuff -- even if it sucks and your business practices are less than stellar.

Couture Fluff is shady as all hell and is still laughing her way to the bank.

Just a little PSA from your friendly crew here at The Stank: because you may just want to know who you're buying from.