@managercurse asked: an accidental drunken kiss. ❤︎ ˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 & 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 !
satoru sits at a booth with with the usual crew — nanami, shoko, utahime, mei-san and the rare addition of ijichi, as they're technically celebrating ijichi getting a raise. with that in mind (and to help his favorite manager get at the girl of his dreams), satoru keeps urging ijichi to drink more. he encourages him to try to keep up with shoko and nanami, insisting to him via whisper that shoko likes a man who can hold his alcohol. truthfully, he doesn't know, but he figures the liquid courage will be good for ijichi anyway.
… or perhaps not, as the younger man is absolutely shit-faced. utahime regards ijichi with concern, scolding satoru for pressuring him to drink this much (hah! look who's talking!). nanami and mei-san are drinking and talking, probably about something he doesn't care all that much about. shoko had recently excused herself to the restroom, and satoru debated whether or not he should record ijichi's drunken behavior.
something unexplainable and swift happens then. as satoru looks up from digging his phone out of his pocket, he feels something smack against his forehead, and lips press against his own in a sloppy kiss. he's quick to pull back and take note that it's… a drunken ijichi. oh, and would you look at that! shoko's just came back at that moment to witness it, too.
❝ ijichi, i know i'm irresistible, but you should try to control yourself in front of our co-workers! ❞ satoru laughs then, smacking the other man on the back to accompany his hearty chuckle. ijichi, of course, looks mortified even as drunk as he is. continuing to make light of the situation, satoru continues.
❝ i'm very flattered too, but unfortunately i don't bat for your team! maybe try smooching nanami next! ❞