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I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

Mandy

Plot twist, this bully, I think she was a bit gay, because once she invited me to a sleepover

Mary-Ann

Mary-Ann: Let me talk to them

Mandy: Good idea

Mary-Ann: oh

Mary-Ann: I was kinda hoping you'd say no

David: You can't have three people on one motorcycle, Neil

Neil: I know, but- wait, did you just say three?

David: yes, there are three of you

Mary-Ann: Oh no

David: what's wrong

Mandy: Lucas fell off

Sam: What are we?

Mandy, Lily and Rose: Werewolves not swearwolves...

Lucas: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Mary-Ann: Strong

Mandy: Weak

Neil: An idiot

Mandy: god, you’re so annoying

Mary-Ann: then let go of my hand

Mandy: no

Mandy: What the fuck is Lucas even doing?

Neil: His best.

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