Sam: "how many people have you murdered?"
Riley: "None"
Alex: "Well, *that* can't be where the bar is"

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@incorrect-quarry-junction
Sam: "how many people have you murdered?"
Riley: "None"
Alex: "Well, *that* can't be where the bar is"
Serina: Obviously I have opinions on the matter
Lizzie: But does your opinion matter?
Abbi: that's easy for you to say
Warren: why wouldn't it be easy to say? it was an eight word sentence, not exactly laborious
Sam: I just got a call from the fire chief. Did you really invite the whole station to our picnic?
Alex: I figured since they would be here anyways, we might as well feed them
Sam: So we can make the firework show even bigger
Alex: History shows arguing with you only makes you push harder in the other direction, so yeah, I guess so. I'll go warn the neighbors
Rose: *accidentally cuts herself in biology class*
Lily: *holds out a slide*
Lily: Bleed on this
Plot twist, this bully, I think she was a bit gay, because once she invited me to a sleepover
Mary-Ann
Lucas, knowing fully well that the fool in a tarot deck does not mean he's a fool: oh look, my tarot deck is calling me a fool again
Riley: Lily, I need to speak with you.
Lily: Ooooooo, someones in troubllllllle!
Lily: It’s me. I’m in trouble. I don’t know why I did that.
Blake: I just feel like I can never tell the truth because it isn't what people want to hear, I'm just a People Pleaser at heart-
Hunter: Blake, I just said good morning
A lot of people think I'm a vegetarian because I love animals. I hate animals! they're gross, that's why I don't put them inside of me
Marcus
Debra: Candles? What is this, a date night?
Martha: First of all, I'm about to sacrifice you
Mary-Ann: Let me talk to them
Mandy: Good idea
Mary-Ann: oh
Mary-Ann: I was kinda hoping you'd say no
Grandma Elliot: please, sit down, your cloven hoofs must be tired
Theresa: calling me the devil? how original
Grandma Elliot: I was actually calling you a goat, you goat
David: You can't have three people on one motorcycle, Neil
Neil: I know, but- wait, did you just say three?
David: yes, there are three of you
Mary-Ann: Oh no
David: what's wrong
Mandy: Lucas fell off
Sam: What are we?
Mandy, Lily and Rose: Werewolves not swearwolves...
Grace: Lucas
Lucas: Yeah grandma?
Grace: Don't fight an ugly girl, she's got nothing to lose
Lucas: I'll keep it in mind
Rose: can you pass the salt
Lily: can you pass Italian?
Rose: that's too much salt