#mangledmenagerie

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[babydxhl]

@mangledmenagerie liked x for a starter.

“Hey, Harv. You here to visit me, or your friend Gordon, huh?”

The bars are cool against her face; her hair, a mess, falls over one black eye, and her clothes reek of smoke and sweat. They had ripped her ribbons out when she first arrived, chasing the razor blades tucked away inside, nearly taking chunks of golden curls with them.

“Tell me I’ve never looked prettier,” she jokes, and makes an effort to pose for him, though her head’s craned back to stare up at him from the floor.

[heartsandmiinds]

@mangledmenagerie || Cont. from x:

“You know you could’ve saved yourself a lot of time with that. It’s really easy. You just get one guy to punch another, probably say that the other one told you something about his mom. Yo Mama jokes are always the classic ones to start a bar brawl, and then you shoot off a gun three times, shout last call and have the fight directed to the door while having a girl dancing outside of the bar in next to nothing to lure the other idiots that don’t care about the fight out of the bar. It’s really not as complicated as you think.”

[withinycu-arch]

mangledmenagerie replied to your post: who was the audience for greystoke: the legend of...

It is kind of a chore trying to get through that film

STORY TIME: My mom is like kinda infamous for picking out the worst movies for movie nights and once when me and my sister were younger (like we’d have had to have been eight and nine at the latest) she rented that and it actually made us cry with boredom

[haden-and-daughter-blog]

mangledmenagerie‌:

Victor shrugged, “Words are hard when you add booze to the mix” Which is why he should probably not drink another drop… After he finishes what’s in his glass.

He pretended to be crushed by the ‘almost sexy’ comment she’d made, “Wasn’t going for sexy, it was supposed to be ominous…” Granted using ‘slippy’ killed whatever the intent  Victor was going for… and he honestly didn’t know what his intent was at the moment. 

“Right, but...Free alcohol, what can we say ? We’re poor sinners, faced with temptation....” She shrugged too, giving a little look to their rapidly emptying glasses. Of course, Ariadne didn’t come here to get hammered with the hitman - she had been officialy invited to the charity...Diner ? If by “diner” you meant “a succession of little canapés and other hors d’oeuvres while the guest fed their cirhosis”...At least, it wasn’t some weird “nouvelle cuisine”. It was....A bonus, in her humble opinion.

“Aw, sorry Victor, maybe try again....Without the slippy part of it ? I may believe it this time...” With that, Ariadne clincked her glass against his with a grin, before finishing her glass. Not bad, but for something as high brow as today ? A bit disappointing, but considering this was an open bar...All in one...Not that bad.

[riddl3r]

@mangledmenagerie 🍺  drunk starters

harvey // ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

A heavy sigh comes out before Ed can stop himself  — not that he particularly wishes to. Edward is not fan of drunk people in general, and much less of a fan of drunk cops that he doesn’t like. Memories of the past would make him wary of the other man, if the image of Harvey was new.  ❝I did not know you ever forgot it existed, detective.❞

❝Perhaps you should have that checked. Memory loss and alcohol consumption? Surely not a good combination for someone your age.❞

[eloquentyrant]

Continued from here (x)

"That was AFTER you betrayed me by lying to the cops about Martin! AFTER you believed Sofia’s lies over my own word and defected to her side, simply because she’s a Falcone! Despite the fact that I would have had NOTHING to gain from Don Falcone’s death!”  Rage once again filling his vision, Oswald’s struggles to escape the embrace of the hit man is renewed until he’s forced to stop and catch his breath. When he does speak again, he’s significantly calmer even though his tone is terse.  “But I will admit, that incident had been on the forefront of my mind since then. Why? Had you seriously pursued me, I would have ended up as one of your tally marks before the day was through. Why didn’t you continue?” There was no way Victor would have known that Sofia had been shot by Lee then. And therefore it was impossible for him to simply just...call off the mission. Even then, the hit man isn’t one to simply just drop a case permanently.  Another disconcerted grunt escaped the Penguin. “So...we’re just going to be stuck here for the rest of our lives then. With you latching onto me like a bizarre human backpack?”

@mangledmenagerie

[coldcriminal]

mangledmenagerie replied to your post: gcpd cowers in fear of victors height

Harvey vc: Well, shit.

victor used height! the gcpd is confused! it hurt itself in its confusion!