feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ you can put a price on anything. ”
“ if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. ”
“ none of that matters when you’re me. ”
“ let’s make it a little more cozy in here. ”
“ i should take a closer look. ”
“ well, they do call the rooftops the thieves’ highway. ”
“ care to make a little more noise next time ? ”
“ ____ did tell you we were working together on this, right ? ”
“ I think you haven’t changed a bit. ”
“ i know you always like t’ go first. ”
“ why not drink to a job well done first ? ”
“ they’ll certainly hear us coming. ”
“ just be aware of your surroundings ! ”
“ i’ve been stealing since before you could crawl. ”
“ why did we stop doing this again ? ”
“ it pays to keep a low profile in places where I’m not welcome. there’s a lot of those places. ”
“ the ale has to go somewhere, dear, I’m just the middle man. ”
“ what the hell just happened ? ”
“ why’d you kill this guard ? he was barely older than you. ”
“ wrong place, wrong time. ”
“ he’s not going to wake up later and follow our trail to cause trouble. ”
“ when any guards wake up, i’m usually long gone. ”
“ is someone sneaking around ? ”
“ i’m worried you’re going to get us both killed. ”
“ i can handle myself, okay ? ”
“ robes … robes are always a bad sign. ”
“ something’s not right. ”
“ i’m not a kid anymore, i can do this. ”
“ guess that’s why i’m not a politician. ”
“ don’t you go catching a conscience now. ”
“ never know when i’ll be invited to a ball. ”
“ nothing like being there, is it ? ”
“ i would’ve went for the pickle jar ___, a lot more weight. ”
“ i see you still can’t work a door. ”
“ far be it for me to pry about where you’ve been for the last fuckin’ year. ”
“ if you got a job for me let’s hear it. ”
“ you can’t tax what you can’t catch. ”
“ stick to the shadows. ”
“ coughed up some shit in my time. ”
“ the balance has shifted, we can all feel it. ”
“ there are worse things in the shadows than you. ”
“ consider yourself lucky you’re pulling that cart and not in it ! ”
“ this wouldn’t pass for respect in a slaughterhouse. ”
“ give me a locked door, i’ll show you an open one. ”
“ you don’t stick your nose out, it doesn’t get slit. ”
“ can’t say i’ll miss this place. ”
“ i could’ve sworn i saw a man dressed in black crossing the roofs outside our apartment. ”
“ if i couldn’t see him, he couldn’t see me. ”
“ it’s nice to see someone putting their money where their mouth is. ”
“ try not to be too … y’ know … you. ”
“ i don’t get involved in politics. ”
“ you passed out - are you okay ? ”
“ he can’t pay us if he’s dead ! ”
“ you’ve never been here before, have you ? ”
“ i’m to escort you personally. ”
“ that’s what the sword’s for. ”
“ you do know how to make a girl feel wonderful. ”
“ whatever that is, it doesn’t look human. ”
“ touch her again, and i’ll cut your balls off. ”
“ you ought to be nicer with the ladies. ”
“ you can’t just walk in the door. ”
“ i’m not a big fan of doors. ”
“ you think too much of the people. ”
“ to be honest, this dreary town could do with a splash of red. ”
“ it’s the drink talking. i trust when i’m sober i’ll be horrified. ”
“ well that explains his lack of cooperation. ”
“ if this wasn’t my idea, i’d say it was too risky. ”
“ i’m beginning to think you’re a bad influence. ”
“ i was going a little crazy in there. ”
“ no one is paying you to risk your neck for this. ”
“ i’m going to need bigger lockpicks. ”
“ greed is a sin, and you must be punished for your sins. ”
“ i know you better than you know yourself. ”
“ you grow up strong when you grow up alone. ”
“ something’s different about you. ”
“ you look almost human, ____. ”
“ now i remember why i don’t like boats. ”
“ i’ll take the oars, you row about as well as i can dance. ”
“ do you believe in ghosts ? ”
“ be careful, don’t become a ghost yourself. ”
“ i’ve been a ghost all my life. ”
“ he’ll hear you, please be quiet ! ”
“ walking in through the front door isn’t my style anyway. ”
“ just stand guard and shut up. ”
“ if you’re to kill me, make it quick. ”
“ to be alone, you must have something to be alone from. ”
“ i never liked crowds anyway. ”
“ the sound and movement draws them. ”
“ it’ll be a fuckin’ pleasure to choke the life out of you with my bare hands. ”
“ just get the job done. ”