#manguy

[specificfuckery]

...and now we introduce the star of our series/movie/game/novel: MANGUY

Things to know about MANGUY:

Always speaks in a grim, determined manner

Has tough choices to make for people who are not MANGUY

You will be alert to how tough these choices are because a woman dies

Is extremely manly, you can tell by how grim and determined he is

Also because of the stubble

Always stubble

NEVER NOT STUBBLE

MANGUY is reluctant yet always ready to solve problems using violence and applied stubble

Whatever the focus of the plot is, female sex workers will be involved at some point so that MANGUY can display the full potential of his masculinity and stubble

But don't worry! MANGUY is a fighter, not a lover, so any romance subplot will be brief and will heavily imply that his partner is a reward for past deeds rather than a willing participant

MANGUY can be found in basically every piece of media ever amen

[ivann4-blog]

[phineasandferp]

Literally the whole time during retreat I wanted to tell you what a nice face you have but we aren't friends like that.... so oh.

But I definitely chatted it up with other girls about you, mostly because you are perfect... or pretty close to it.