#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 your drink is now ready, jiwon kwon. wait . . . has anyone mentioned that you look like im jinah ? well, enjoy your bramble, and have a great evening. make sure you follow the bar's checklist and have your account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ im jinah, cis woman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served JIWON KWON ! you mean the THIRTY FOUR year old ACTUARY known for their STYLE THAT OFTEN COMBINES HIGH END LABELS AND AFFORDABLE RETAILERS ? no way, what did they order ? BRAMBLE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being PERCEPTIVE AND CRITICAL. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of PARTICIPATING IN AN 'EAT THE RICH' PROTEST IN HER SOPHOMORE YEAR OF COLLEGE maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about A HEAD DOWNTURNED AGAINST A SEA OF FLASHING LIGHTS, PEERING CAUTIOUSLY INTO THE LION'S DEN, AND THE QUESTION THAT HANGS OVERHEAD: "ARE YOU ONE OF US, OR ONE OF THEM?" whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the WALL STREET SUITE ( TABLE 2, DRINK A ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ tea + thirty3 + aest ]
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 the following orders are now ready to be served: irish coffee, jägerbomb, tequila mockingbird, new york sour, spiced cider, kamikaze, frohito, mile high, greyhound. make sure you deliver them to eilis agnew, matilda mann, emre strauss, methinee "lucky" inthaiwong, roberta mcdermott, jennie phanthittra steenberghe, ivelisse huitzil-ximenez, matthieu deschamps, ignacio segreti quickly or our tips will be at risk. if you need help finding them, they resemble phillipa soo, lorde, deniz can aktas, baifern pimchanok, savannah welch, amanda obdam, lizeth selene, jacob elordi, agustin della corte. make sure they know to follow the bar's checklist and have their account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ phillipa soo, cis woman, she + her ] hey, i think i just served EILIS AGNEW ! you mean the THIRTY6 year old MORNING TV PERSONALITY known for their IMPECCABLE TOM FORD SUITS, PERFECTLY PINNED UP-DO’S AND MATCHING MIU MIU KITTEN HEELS ? no way, what did they order ? IRISH COFFEE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being POISED AND ANXIOUS. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of FALLING ASLEEP ON-AIR AFTER A NIGHT OUT WITH FRIENDS WENT AWRY. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about THE WORLD TRYING TO SWALLOW SOMETHING WHOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF MERCY, A FUCKED UP CHILDHOOD — NEVER BEING ABLE TO TELL IF THINGS ARE REAL, LITTLE ORANGE BOTTLES WITH DIFFERENT KINDS OF PILLS TO STOP YOUR HANDS FROM SHAKING, PLAYING EVERYTHING BIG AND BAD BUT CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP THE SECOND YOU’RE COMPLETELY ALONE AGAIN whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the VALMONT MEDIA SUITE ( TABLE 2, DRINK LETTER B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ ferb + 28 + est ] * filling laurence riordan’s half sibling wc!!!!!
⋆˚࿐ [ lorde, demigirl, she + they ] hey, i think i just served MATILDA “TILLY” MANN ! you mean the TWENTY9 year old CONCEPT ARTIST known for their ECLECTIC WARDROBE FILLED WITH MIXMATCHED THRIFTED OVERALLS, LOEWE SUNGLASSES, VON DUTCH T-SHIRTS AND NEON LOUBOUTINS ? no way, what did they order ? JÄGERBOMB. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being VIBRANT AND CALAMITOUS. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of AN ART INSTALLATION GONE AWRY, HER PLANNED PERFORMANCE/PROTEST ART ENDING IN A PUBLIC DECENCY CHARGE… THAT WAS MYSTERIOUSLY DROPPED JUST HOURS LATER. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about CAREFULLY CATEGORIZED PRINTS OF 1970S HORROR FILMS STACKED NEATLY NEXT TO A PROJECTOR, FLECKS OF SPRAY PAINT UNDER FINGERNAILS CHEWED DOWN TO THE QUICK, THE CONCEPT OF CALLING PEOPLE A “POSER” WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE POSTURING, THE MAGIC OF FAME WASTED ON A GIRL COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH BEING AN OUTSIDER whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the POLITICIANS SUITE ( TABLE 1, DRINK LETTER B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ ferb + 28 + est ]⋆
࿐ [ deniz can aktaş, cis man, he + him ] hey, i think i just served EMRE STRAUSS ! you mean the THIRTY1 year old BROADWAY ACTOR known for their HASTILY THROWN TOGETHER SWEATPANT AND T-SHIRT COMBOS AT THE STAGE DOOR AND BRIONI SUITS HE LOOKS OUT OF PLACE IN AT EVENTS ? no way, what did they order ? TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being ADAPTABLE AND SOFT-SPOKEN. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of THE FALLOUT OF HIS LAST RELATIONSHIP — WHICH ENDED IN A PUBLIC CALLOUT DURING HER TONY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about OLD DIRT ROADS THAT GO NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, A FLASHING YELLOW TRAFFIC LIGHT WARNING YOU TO MOVE FORWARD WITH CAUTION, THE TRUST OF A FERAL CAT WHO NEEDS A FRIEND, THE SILENCE JUST BEFORE THE CURTAINS GO UP FILLED WITH TERROR AND ANTICIPATION whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the ACADEMY SUITE ( GUEST TABLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ ferb + 28 + est ]
⋆˚࿐ [ baifern pimchanok, demiwoman, she/they ] hey, i think i just served METHINEE “MONDAY” INTHAIWONG ! you mean the THIRTY3 year old BROADCASTER known for their TONGUE PIERCING THAT GLEAMS WHEN SHE BACKHANDEDLY COMPLIMENTS A RIVAL, TANK TOPS STOLEN FROM FLINGS PAIRED WITH TRENCH COATS AND WIDE DRESS PANTS, RINGS UPON RINGS; THREE ON THE LEFT RING FINGER JUST TO INCITE RUMORS (AND JEALOUSY) FOR PETTY FUN ? no way, what did they order ? NEW YORK SOUR. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being INSOUCIENT AND DISPUTATIOUS. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of A TIKTOK GOING VIRAL WHERE THEY DROVE OFF IN HER CO-STAR’S CAR, LEAVING THE POOR SOUL TO CHASE HER ON FOOT AND A FOLLOW UP VIDEO OF HER CLAIMING THAT ‘THE KEYS WERE GIVEN TO ME WILLINGLY.’ ON LIVE BROADCAST. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about AND WE’LL HOPE TO SEE YOU NEXT TIME, DEAR VIEWERS! A AIR KISS BLOWN UNINHIBITED, A SMILE THAT KILLS, AND CONFIDENCE AS ARTIFICIAL AS COAL TURNED DIAMOND. WHAT IS A TALENT OF YOURS? … IT GOES UNANSWERED ON THE QUESTIONNAIRE. / ASHTRAY ON THE NIGHTSTAND ‘FOR SHOW’,STAYING UP AFTER MIDNIGHT TO READ TRASHY ROMANCE AND CLASSICS (WAR AND PEACE & THE DESIRE OF THE ALPHA WEREWOLF), PERFECTLY STRAIGHT TEETH AND AN APPETITE FOR SELF-DESTRUCTION / YOU”RE INCAPABLE TO SEE THE PAST STRAIGHT IN THE EYES, INSTEAD YOU CHOOSE TO DRINK GLASS AFTER GLASS UNTIL EVERYTHING IS BLURRY (AND YOU’VE WON, AT LEAST FOR THAT NIGHT, BECAUSE THE WORLD SPINS TOO MUCH TO BE FACE-TO-FACE WITH IT ALL) whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the VALMONT MEDIA SUITE ( TABLE 2, DRINK A ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ val + twenty3 + gmt +9]
⋆˚࿐ [savannah welch, cis woman, she + her ] hey, i think i just served ROBERTA "BOBBI" MCDERMOTT! you mean the FOURTY year old TV PANEL HOST known for their SIGNATURE BROWN PONY TAIL AND DESIGNER LEATHER JACKETS? no way, what did they order ? SPICED CIDER wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being WARM AND OVERLY COMPETITIVE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of SHOWING UP DRUNK TO A LIVE TAPING OF HER SHOW . maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about the low hum of a motorcycle, blasting music late at night, a lingering whiff of expensive perfume whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the VALMONT MEDIA SUITE ( TABLE 3, DRINK B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own
⋆˚࿐ [ amanda obdam, cis woman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served JENNIE PHANTHITTRA STEENBERGHE ! you mean the THIRTY TWO year old NEUROSURGEON & INFLUENCER known for their JACQUEMUS ‘THE SAUGE’ TROUSERS AND EMBROIDERED CROPPED SWEATER, MEDIUM LADY DIOR BAG AND GIANVITO ROSSI 105 PUMPS WITH A PAGEANT - ESQUE SMILE SURE TO WIN YOUR HEART ? no way, what did they order ? KAMIKAZE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being ASTUTE AND INTIMIDATING. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of DOCTORS BEHAVING BADLY? DR. JENNIE STIRS UP RUMORS AFTER A DELETED ( BUT NOT QUICK ENOUGH ) INSTAGRAM VIDEO EXPOSES SIX MONTH AFFAIR WITH MYSTERY BILLIONAIRE— MILLION DOLLAR YACHT REVEALED TO BE NAMED ‘S.S. JENNIE’. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about BITING YOUR TONGUE ALMOST HARD ENOUGH TO DRAW BLOOD WHILE SWALLOWING DOWN TRUE FEELINGS, TOUSLED CURLS FRAMING SHARP FEATURES IN RARE MOMENTS OF VULNERABILITY, SUGAR RIMMED MARTINI GLASS PRESSED AGAINST PAINTED PETALS IN AN EFFORT TO HIDE EVER GROWING SMILE, AND THE WARMTH OF RUM ABSOLUTE AND RICH BOURBON VANILLA CAVIAR SWIRLED WITH ORANGE BLOSSOM whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the HOSPITAL SUITE ( GUEST TABLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own
⋆˚࿐ [ lizeth selene, non binary, they + them ] hey, i think i just served IVELISSE HUITZIL - XIMIENEZ ! you mean the 27 year old SOLO ARTIST known for their STICKERBOOK TATTOO SLEEVES ? no way, what did they order ? FROHITO. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being DEDICATED AND IMPULSIVE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of trashing a hotel room and racking up $10.000 in damages. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about TORN AND FRAYED FISHNET TIGHTS, CIGARETTE STUBS PRESSED WITH RED LIPSTICK, BLACK NAIL POLISH THAT IS ALWAYS FLAKED AND CHIPPED & THE WAR-TORN SCREAMS OF AN ARTIST CRAVING A BREAK whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the THE GRAHAM RECORDS SUITE ( GUEST SUITE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own.
⋆˚࿐ [ jacob elordi, cis male, he / him ] hey, i think i just served MATTHIEU DESCHAMPS ! you mean the TWENTY EIGHT year old FIGURE SKATER / INFLUENCER known for their CUSTOM SKATES WORN IN AND REPLACED, EACH WITH LITTLE BEAR DRAWN WITH CARE INSIDE / TAILORED TROUSERS AND MONOTONE SLOUCHY PULLOVERS PAIRED WITH A BURBERRY OLYMPIA ? no way, what did they order ? MILE HIGH. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being DEVOTED AND CALLOUS. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of A TIKTOK GOING VIRAL OF HIM FALLING FLAT ON HIS FACE ON THE ICE WHILE DRUNKENLY SINGING LET IT GO. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about WIT SHARP AND BLADES SHARPER / WHEN FOREIGNER SAID "YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE - YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOVE" , AND ABBA CROONED OUT "THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL" / HOW YOU AIM FOR GOLD AND THROW AWAY YOUR FRIENDSHIPS TO GET IT - FORGETTING HOW THEY HELPED YOU TO BECOME WHO YOU ARE TODAY / JACK FROST NIPS AT TENDER SKIN AND YOU ALLOW HIM TO DIG IN DEEP, TEETH SHARP AND FLESH TURNING TO ICE BENEATH HIS TOUCH whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the SPORTS WORLD SUITE ( GUEST SUITE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own.
⋆˚࿐ [ agustín della corte, cis man, he/him ] hey, i think i just served IGNACIO SEGRETI ! you mean the TWENTY EIGHT year old NHL PLAYER known for their GOLD VERSACE LA MEDUSA NECKLACE PEEKING OUT FROM BULKY SPORTS GEAR ? no way, what did they order ? GREYHOUND. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being AMBITIOUS AND RESENTFUL. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of A VIRAL VIDEO OF HIM THREATENING TO 'BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF' A HECKLING FAN OF THE OPPOSING TEAM. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about DARK CURLS, MESSY AND TOUSLED FROM REMOVING HIS HELMET POST-GAME, NOW MORE BOYISH CHARM THAN VIOLENT ATHLETE / THE DESPERATE, CLAWING NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF AS MORE THAN JUST YOUR FAMILY, THE NEVERENDING NEPO BABY TALE / WHEN ILYA ROZANOV SAID "I. NEED. TO. WIN." whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the SPORTS WORLD SUITE ( GUEST TABLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ snooki + twenty3 + mst ]
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 the following orders are now ready to be served: blue bird. make sure you deliver them to edie mann quickly or our tips will be at risk. if you need help finding them, they resemble chase infiniti. make sure they know to follow the bar's checklist and have their account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ chase infiniti, cis woman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served EDIE MANN ! you mean the TWENTY-SIX year old VISUAL ARTIST known for their VINTAGE DENIM JEANS, CASHMERE SWEATERS, STACKED JEWELRY, AND THRIFTED STATEMENT SHIRTS ? no way, what did they order ? BLUE BIRD. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being PRINCIPLED AND INTREPID. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of AUTHORING AN ANONYMOUS APPEAL TO HER SCHOOL TO DISMISS A PROBLEMATIC INSTRUCTOR. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about THE SHARP FEEDBACK ON A MEGAPHONE HELD IN FRONT OF A CROWD, THE SOUND OF CHATTER FLOATING ABOVE GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE INSIDE AN ART GALLERY, THE WEIGHT OF GRIEF MOORING YOUR HEART TO A FADING MEMORY, A SELF-PROCLAIMED DUTY TO ADVOCATE FOR HUMANITY DRAWN OUT FROM GRATITUDE whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the POLITICIANS SUITE ( TABLE 1, DRINK B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ frey + 29 + pht ]
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 the following orders are now ready to be served: code blue, singapore sling, hot chocolate, frose, daiquiri. make sure you deliver them to søren holmström, leyla mataraci, jasper finch, amaya belmont, sigrid holmström quickly or our tips will be at risk. if you need help finding them, they resemble nikolaj coster-waldau, türkü su demirel, jack wolfe, laura kariuki, gemma chan. make sure they know to follow the bar's checklist and have their account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ nikolaj coster-waldau, cis man, he/him ] hey, i think i just served SØREN HOLMSTRÖM ! you mean the FIFTY4 year old CHIEF SURGEON known for their SALT & PEPPER BEARD ? no way, what did they order ? CODE BLUE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being FATHERLY AND TROUBLED. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of HIS DISAPPEARANCE FROM THE PUBLIC EYE FOLLOWING A BREAKDOWN. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about WHITE COAT SLEEVES ROLLED UP PAST THE ELBOWS & THE WARM, CARING EYES OF A PHYSICIAN THAT CARES & A PHANTOM LOSS THAT SHOCKS HIS NERVES LIKE LIGHTNING BOLTS whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the HOSPITAL SUITE ( GUEST TABLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ manes + 27 + gmt ] *
⋆˚࿐ [ türkü su demirel, cis woman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served LEYLA MATARACI ! you mean the TWENTY9 year old ARCHITECT-IN-TRAINING known for their 24 CARAT ADORNMENTS ? no way, what did they order ? SINGAPORE SLING. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being UNSHAKABLE AND ABRASIVE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of SOME OF HER PRECIOUS JEWELLERY PIECES APPEARING AT AUCTION. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about PINSTRIPE CHARCOAL PANTSUITS, PERFECTLY TAILORED AND ALIGNED TO HER CURVES & CONSTELLATIONS OF PALE BROWN FRECKLES THAT CLIMB THE PEAK OF HER NOSE LIKE LITTLE STARS & HER ENTIRE NET WORTH DANGLING FROM HER EARLOBES IN THE FANCIEST, SHINIEST GEMSTONES whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the WALL STREET SUITE ( TABLE 1, DRINK B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ manes + 27 + gmt ]
- ⋆˚࿐ [ jack wolfe, non binary, he/they ] hey, i think i just served JASPER FINCH ! you mean the TWENTY6 year old RELUCTANT HEIR TO THE FINCH EMPIRE & LOUNGE SINGER known for their EXPRESSION OF DOE-EYED TERROR ? no way, what did they order ? HOT CHOCOLATE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being PASSIONATE AND TIMID. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of WHISPERS THAT THEIR FATHER IS THINKING TWICE ABOUT HANDING THE BUSINESS DOWN. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about CHUNKY-KNIT SWEATERS THREE SIZES TOO BIG THAT SWAMP THEIR FRAME AND TURN THEM INVISIBLE & THEIR VELVET VOICE SHAKEN BY TREMORS & SUN-BLEACHED SHEET MUSIC WITH TATTERED CORNERS, READ AGAIN AND AGAIN whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the MAIN BAR and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own.. ⸻ [ manes + 27 + gmt ]
⋆˚࿐ [ laura kariuki, ciswoman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served AMAYA BELMONT ! you mean the TWENTY SEVEN year old SINGER-SONGWRITER known for their VINTAGE BAG COLLECTION ? no way, what did they order ? FROSÉ. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being BUBBLY AND CATTY. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of A DRUNKEN DISPLAYAT A NIGHTCLUB. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about HIGH HEELS AND HIGHER WALLS, NO OUTLET TO EXPRESS HERSELF, FOGGED UP MIRRORS IN A DANCE STUDIO AND FINDING COMMUNITY WITH UNLIKELY PEOPLE whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the GRAHAM RECORDS SUITE ( TABLE 2, DRINK B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ emma + thirty2 + est ] * applying for lucas rinaldi's half sibling
⋆˚࿐ [ gemma chan, ciswoman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served SIGRID HOLMSTRÖM ! you mean the FORTY FIVE year old DIRECTOR AT AN ART MUSEUM known for their ART COLLECTION ? no way, what did they order ? DAIQUIRI. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being GENTLE AND CLOSED OFF. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of THE PUBLIC FALLING OUT WITH HER MOTHER. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about THE LACK OF A VOICE OF HER OWN, PAINT STAINED FINGERTIPS, FINDING HER FOOTING IN A NEW ENVIRONMENT, POLITE SMILES TO MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the HOSPITAL SUITE ( GUEST TABLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ emma + thirty2 + est ]
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 your drink is now ready, araya narong. wait . . . has anyone mentioned that you look like faye peraya ? well, enjoy your espresso martini, and have a great evening. make sure you follow the bar's checklist and have your account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ faye peraya, demiwoman, she/they ] hey, i think i just served ARAYA NARONG ! you mean the THIRTY year old HEIR TO THE NARONG FAMILY HOTEL LINE known for their PERFECTLY PRESSED WIDE-LEGGED PANT SUITS, HAIR NEATLY TIED INTO A HALF PONY ? no way, what did they order ? ESPRESSO MARTINI. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being DEBONAIR AND DECEITFUL. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of FILLING HER POOL WITH LIVE FISH TO HAVE A REAL OCEAN AESTHETIC AT HER PARTY. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about SUNKISSED BODY LAID A TOP A BED OF SILK, THE SWEET SURRENDER OF SILENCE, AN ETERNAL CROSSROADS AND YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PATH, EMBRACING THE DARKNESS TO BECOME LIMITLESS whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the WALL STREET SUITE ( GUEST TABLE ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ cherry + 33 + they/them ] *filling narisa narong's older sibling wc
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 your drink is now ready, rhea harrison. wait . . . has anyone mentioned that you look like alex kingston ? well, enjoy your tba, and have a great evening. make sure you follow the bar's checklist and have your account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ alex kingston, cis woman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served RHEA HARRISON ! you mean the FORTY EIGHT year old MORNING TALK SHOW CO-HOST known for their WILD CURLS AND SLEEK SKIRTS ? no way, what did they order ? TBA wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being PATIENT AND TEMPREMENTAL. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of MULTIPLE PUBLIC DIVORCES / ‘MORNING FAVOURITE MS HARRISON TO BE BOOTED OUT BY NEW HOST!’ maybe it’s just me but it doesn’t align with the tabloids screaming about A SHARP TONGUE HIDING A BROKEN HEART, TRUST FOUGHT FOR AND FIERCELY DEFENDED, A SKILL AT BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the VALMONT MEDIA SUITE ( TABLE 3, DRINK B) and let’s hope they’re a good tipper. if not, i’ll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ CC + 28 + BST]
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 your drink is now ready, chaeyoung seul. wait . . . has anyone mentioned that you look like im jinah ? well, enjoy your red snapper, and have a great evening. make sure you follow the bar's checklist and have your account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ im jinah, ciswoman, she/her ] hey, i think i just served CHAEYOUNG SEUL ! you mean the THIRTY FOUR year old CARDIOLOGIST known for their TORTOISESHELL CLAW CLIP ? no way, what did they order ? RED SNAPPER. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being CONGRUOUS AND OVERWORKED. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITH A PATIENT UNDER MURKY CIRCUMSTANCES. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about RASPBERRY WHITE CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE, CONTORTED FACE IN A FISH TANK'S GLASS, RED NAILS AGAINST ENDLESS WHITE AND BLUE whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the HOSPITAL SUITE ( TABLE 2, DRINK C ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ pompom + 33 + est ]
#𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 the following orders are now ready to be served: poison apple + angel face. make sure you deliver them to esme and belkis maddox quickly or our tips will be at risk. if you need help finding them, they resemble turku su demirel and rabia soyturk. make sure they know to follow the bar's checklist and have their account settled within twenty-four hours.
⋆˚࿐ [ turku su demirel, cis female, she/her] hey, i think i just served ESME MADDOX ! you mean the THIRTY year old FORMER CHEERLEADER TURNED SUPER MODEL known for their LONG DARK HAIR THAT IS ALWAYS PERFECTLY STYLED MATCHED WITH CAPS AND SUNGLASSES ? no way, what did they order ? POISON APPLE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being FLIRTATIOUS AND MANIPULATIVE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of RUMOURS THAT SHE CHEATED ON HER ATHLETE BOYFRIEND AND THEN WENT LIVE WHILE CRYING IN AN ATTEMPT TO CLEAR HER NAME. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about CHEERING IN THE STANDS FOR HER FRIENDS AND FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAMS, PERFECT SMILE AS THE PAPARAZZI SNAP HER PICTURE, PERFECTLY MANICURED NAILS TO WAVE AROUND AS SHE ARGUES whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the SPORTS WORLD ( TABLE 1, DRINK A ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ dani + 30 + gmt ]
⋆˚࿐ [ rabia soyturk, female, she/her ] hey, i think i just served BELKIS MADDOX ! you mean the TWENTY-EIGHT year old FORMER OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATER/PRIVATE SKATING COACH known for their PASTEL COLORED WARDROBE AND SILVER 'B' NECKLACE ? no way, what did they order ? ANGEL FACE. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being SOFT AND NAIVE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of LOST HER SPONSORSHIPS AND OLYMPIC SILVER STANDING A YEAR AFTER HER FIRST OLYMPICS WHEN SHE FELL PREGNANT AT 18. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about AN UNDERSTANDING SMILE, BAKED GOODS DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR, AND A SHOULDER TO CRY ON whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the SPORTS WORLD ( TABLE 1, DRINK B ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own. ⸻ [ madds + 27 + est ] - WC for Daisys Parent Friend!
