#manhoe

[alkalische]

my T4C manhoe agenda

my fuckin boyfriends bro

also a hoederer

[gaemms-chamois]

finished blorbissimo commissions so far! been very happy working on them c:

[apolunatic]

[andthenyourealizethat]

manhoe i drew for @/alkalische and forgot to post to tumblr

[aftokrator-official]

My first thought when i saw this was "manhoe in both directions" but actually, thinking about it, I just can't picture the other KMC leaders actually making fun of Manfred over his crush. Theresis just says something vague and ominous about not getting attached but otherwise leaves him to it. The Sanguinarch goes off on a twenty minute long self-important diatribe about ~going soft~ and having ~common tastes~ which is so wordy that Manfred doesn't actually realize it's directed at him and walks away partway through. The Damazti Cluster asks detailed, increasingly uncomfortable questions about their relationship to the point that it's impossible to tell whether they are making fun of him, suspect him of treason, or are genuinely curious for some unfathomable reason of their own. The Confessarius could NOT care less where Manfred is putting his dick. the prevailing attitude is "that's stupid, oh well, his funeral when he inevitably has to execute the guy for treason i guess."

W and Ines, though. W and Ines have honed "roasting Hoederer's life choices" into a fine art. They would be absolutely brutal and take no quarter about the fact that Manfred and Hoederer have been fucking for most of the time they've been in Londinium. The roast lasts longer than the relationship. Endless fodder for them to mock Hoederer's taste in men for the rest of time.

[autumnnnsun]

Sorry when I think about ManHoe and HoeTot I just keep imagining an au where Manfred and Hoederer is married and then divorces mutually for whatever reason. Hoederer moved on and remarries with Totter but Manfred still has some lingering feelings and he’s mature about it but he’s still in that process so it’s just been a bit weird.

It’s not like anyone is purposely making anyone else feel bad it’s just that they keep running into each other at supermarkets and things accidentally slip out when neither of them expect it during small convos but also like it’s kinda weird to not acknowledge each other at least a little bit so they keep doing it and things get slightly more awkward and tense as time goes on.

[alkalische]

Manfred/ Hoederer is genuinely one of the funniest, textually homosexual pairings in the game

The Sarkaz losing the war in Victoria can be directly traced back to General Manfred being too much of a raging homosexual to execute his right hand man who he shares a homoerotic situationship with and i can prove it

[alkalische]

work talk even in his fantasies