seen from Italy
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Japan
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from Indonesia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
Enters scene with a little Seinfeld Jingle
"Guess who's halfway through Takopi's original sin?"
Happy expression screws tight into one of anguish, beady eyes grow into large watery spheres.
Takes deep breath.
"WHYYYYYYYYY!"
Crumples to floor, arms balled close in fetal position, sobbing.
