Jean, will we ever see Mikasa again? I thought she really kept you in line...
Probably not anytime soon. She has a pretty low tolerance for my bullshit.
((Mun says: It will definitely be a while. The radiant ‘Mankasa’ lives over 3k miles away, and has no webcam, so it will be several months before another guest appearance.))
Welcome~ to another part of this little AU in which you are currently playing as MIKASA ACKERMAN aka MANKASA. While you are strong and capable of many things not even you can avoid death— after all you are human.
This is the first part of your game.
[[ SnK belongs to it’s rightful owners. This is merely two fans just writing a crack-ish OOC AU for the characters of the SnK world. We do hope that you enjoy it. Minor language and such will be found in this AU Crack thing. ]]
Mikasa (15) also know as Mankasa when being referred to by others in the AU when she is not around; still the same (or hopefully the same) personality from SnK—just a bit more glaring due to bad
eyesight.
Pt. 1 All I Wanted Was My Lunch
The florescent lights above Mikasa’s head flickered causing her to blink quickly to see if it was actually flickering or if it was from blinking. Yeah…the lights are flickering. Rubbing her eyes
Mikasa tried to block out the horrid music that was being played in the convenient store.
Holding the small plastic shopping basket in her hand Mikasa tried to decide on what she wanted to eat.
▷ Precooked Pizza
▷ Beef Jerky
▷ Sweets
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▷ Precooked Pizza
The precooked pizza was a good idea. Nice and warm Mikasa ended up buying another one just incase Sasha decided to try and eat her other one.
▷ Beef Jerky
Throwing three packs of beef jerky into her bag Mikasa walked towards the middle of the isle and tossed in two more bags of jerky but different version of animal used to make them.
[ I wanted to make a Fable joke about how eating beef jerky gives you + 0.05% fat but I’m pretty sure some would not get it. :I ]
▷ Sweets
Mikasa shook her head while walking past the isle of sweets. Not taking a single glance. Sweets hurt her teeth and would lead to more cavities in the future.
Walking towards the counter Mikasa stopped to look at the drinks in the freezer; the sound of something dragging itself in the other isle moaning caught Mikasa’s attention. A small groan was also
heard from the other isle.
What should Mikasa do now:
▷ Hide in the freezer
▷ Ignore it to look at a bag of chips
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▷ Hide in the freezer
Opening the door Mikasa tried to fit herself into the freezer with the drinks only to hear something mixed between a groan and a screech fill the isle before a brilliant crimson red was splash
against the clear glass of the freezer.
R.I.P
▷ Ignore it to look at a bag of chips
Ignoring the noise Mikasa walked towards the bag of chips. Her hand wrapped tightly around the shelf displaying the chips the sounds getting closer the dragging and groaning increased into a
screech throwing the shelf at the sound to hear a grunt and something heavy fall down.
Mikasa could see it was the usual guy that watches the shop this time of day. Mikasa comes here often enough to memorize his face. His body looks decayed bit missing his left ankle broken (explains
the dragging noise). The decayed shop watcher started to scream clawing at the tiled floor trying to get out from underneath the display.
What does Mikasa do now player:
▷ Jump over the damn thing
▷ Kill it
▷ Eat what you bought
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▷ Jump over the damn thing
Mikasa ran back a bit before trying to leap over the attendant. Only for the attendant to grab her leg and pull him towards her kicking the attendant in the face Mikasa stood up only to run into
something solid. Looking up to see something similar to the attendant looking down at her Mikasa’s vision turned black.
R.I.P
▷ Kill it
Raising her foot above the monsters head Mikasa brought her foot down and smashed it’s skull in. The attendant twitched a bit more before becoming still. Shaking of the bits of human brain Mikasa
sighed before turning away from the attendant.
▷ Eat what you bought
Reaching into the small basket for the items that she had bought opening them Mikasa started to eat. Placing a few bills to cover the amount that she bought Mikasa turned away and walked out of the
shop—all she wanted was to buy her lunch and she get’s human brain bits stuck to the bottom of her shoe. Taking another bite of her lunch Mikasa did not notice the figures in the distant walking
around aimlessly while groaning.
▷ Continue eating your lunch Mankasa because it will be the last meal you are able to enjoy in peace.
