#mannequinnapper

[sassyaroacepal]

"Erotic kidney grabbing"

@thoughtsforyourtroubles @hideaway-704 @fruityneko @mannequinnapper

[looksgoodinsuits]

So my sister just admitted to poisioning me as a child

So i should start by saying i'm highly allergic to nuts, like hospital throat closing sick. So when she was 13 she was eating PB and J and rice and i guess i asked for her rice and didn't realize what she was eating. She knew there was Peanut butter in the rise and didn't tell me. SHE POISONED ME!

Her reason. I screwed up her Pokemon Saphire game with a game shark. 

SHE POISONED ME BECAUSE I ENDED UP SCREWING UP HER POKEMON GAME.

Her reason for telling me: "Its been ten years. Figured I should let you know" Then told me all the shit she did as a kid to get me in trouble. 

[looksgoodinsuits]

This is why i love my girl. We fight about how to make hot chocolate and shit like this

[9/13/14, 10:19:56 PM] Her: god how do i write hetero smut??

[9/13/14, 10:20:01 PM] Me: AHAHAH

[9/13/14, 10:20:03 PM] Me: time skip

[9/13/14, 10:20:07 PM] Me: das how

[9/13/14, 10:20:18 PM] Her: THATS THE LAZY WAY OUT

[9/13/14, 10:20:32 PM] Me: WELP I CANT HELO YOU IM TO GAY TO FUNCTION

[9/13/14, 10:20:59 PM] Her: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO PAN TO FUNCTION

[9/13/14, 10:21:23 PM] Her: YOU JUST TURN INTO A GIANT PAN

[9/13/14, 10:21:27 PM] Her: AND COOK EVERYTHING

[dapperpea]

cephalectomy replied to your photo “I accidentally Cadet Rogers this morning (I know he doesn’t actually...”

Oh hi steeb

mannequinnapper replied:

-pets your hair- X3

jumpingjacksgalore replied:

why are you so precious?????

aj--la replied:

OMG can I cuddle you please I'll be in my black widow outfit if you want :3

oh wow hi guys

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thanK

AAAH *crawls under blankets*

(you can always cuddle me I love cuddles likewoah cuddle me do it now)

(AJ you are especially comfortable)

[dapperpea]

5 things I associate with you: 1. James Bond 2. Star Trek 3. Hannibal 4. Suits 5. Fedoras

Heh, no fair, those are all things I just use in cosplay~

[chauntel123-blog-blog]

About my baby brother getting hurt at school.

[1:15:01 AM] Jarvistheandroid: also yeah did you ehar what happened to him?

[1:15:35 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: BABYYYY

[1:15:45 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: and i know he twisted his ankle but not how he did

[1:15:53 AM] Jarvistheandroid: wrist

[1:15:58 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: WRIST yes sorry

[1:15:59 AM] Jarvistheandroid: and he was tripped at school

[1:16:04 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: wHAT

[1:16:05 AM] Jarvistheandroid: doctors tomorrow

[1:16:06 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: WHO THE FUCK

[1:16:11 AM] Jarvistheandroid: idk he wont tell me who tripped him

[1:16:27 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: iM GOING TO COME THE FUCK DOWN THERE AND FUCK A BITCH UP

[1:16:28 AM] Jarvistheandroid: also if he has to get a cast. im telling him to get red. so i can make it ironman

[1:16:30 AM] Jarvistheandroid: XD

[1:16:32 AM] Jarvistheandroid: ciera

[1:16:37 AM] Jarvistheandroid: you cant fuck up a 1st grader

[1:16:45 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: NOT WITH THAT ATTItUDE

[1:16:53 AM] Jarvistheandroid: Sir. You would go to jail.

[1:16:57 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: I DONT CARE

[1:17:06 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: you don't fucking trip my nephew ill kill you

[1:17:35 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: GOOD OLD FASHION REVENGE

[1:17:58 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: MY ADDRESS IS 10880 MALIBU POINT

[1:18:01 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: COME GET ME

[1:18:08 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: ILL FUCK YOU UP KID

[1:18:14 AM] Jarvistheandroid: Sir the 1st grader is not the mandrin

[1:18:22 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: SO THEY SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[1:18:28 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: we can't fucking trust anyone jarvis

[1:18:33 AM] Ciera C aka Tony: FULL SECURITY LOCK DOWN

[1:18:38 AM] Jarvistheandroid: Yes sir.