in honor of @polyamorousattorneys getting a new mod & because i apparently havent talked about larry/souta/manosuke enough for people to know what’s so fucking funny here’s a post:
larry works at the berry big circus, he’s job-hopped enough in canon for this to be reasonably plausible (i can’t decide if he should be an acrobat, a clown (i’m biased) or a really shitty magician so roll with whatever’s funnier in your opinion)
manosuke and souta are sort of dating but like they don’t talk to other people about it and frankly they don’t talk to each other about it because they communicate comically terribly (i sort of imagine their relationship to be like this) so if anyone asked if they were dating they’d both say no
larry, Known Heterosexual* sees the two of them like hold hands and kiss goodbye and asks about it and souta’s like “nay we’re best friends” so larry’s like [thinking emoji] so that’s how it is huh! and decides this makes perfect sense and that’s just what good friends are like. that’s totally how it is with him and nick too* except nick’s so busy with law stuff now. (*larry is bi just really stupid extreme comphet we’ve all been there)
so larry’s like “well nick doesn’t return my calls so souta’s my new best friend now” and just also kind of starts doing that and shouting “BYE I LOVE YOU” every time he leaves a room and souta’s just like “huh.” and manosuke notices larry doing that and is like “hey souta why didn’t you tell me you have a boyfriend” and souta’s like “huh. i thought you w-”
so through a series of miscommunications souta ends up with two boyfriends who both don’t know they’re dating sier so sie actually has to sit them down together and inform them eventually and it’s the stupidest conversation souta’s had in ever but thankfully sie’s a morosexual
thank you for coming to my ted talk