Jun 22, 2025
*over text*
Marcus: Hey, what’s up?
Sofia: ERROR CODE 34728: This phone number is no longer in service.
Marcus: ?
Sofia: I said this phone number is no longer in service.
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*over text*
Marcus: Hey, what’s up?
Sofia: ERROR CODE 34728: This phone number is no longer in service.
Marcus: ?
Sofia: I said this phone number is no longer in service.
Sofia: My boyfriend turned out to be working for the evil magician who tried to kill my friends.
Thomas: That’s rough, buddy.
Marcus: (internally) Damn it, he’s so fast! He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on Thomas’s mind is this battle!
Thomas: (internally) *singing the DuckTales theme song*
Callum: What do you want, Marcus?
Marcus: I want Sofia Parekh!
Marcus: And a rocket ship.
Sofia: Do you want to kick your own ass or should I do it for you?
Marcus: Oh. Uh, well I guess if you’re giving me the option, I’ll kick my own ass.
*during the final battle*
Paige: *punches Marcus*
Paige: That’s for hurting the love of my life!
Marcus: Who?
Sam: She’s talking about me! I’m the love of your life?
Paige: I don’t know, I’m still angry at you!
Sofia: When you’ve been a magician as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Marcus: Magenta isn’t your color.
Sofia: Magenta BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
Rosemarie: Marcus, my arch nemesis.
Violet: I thought I was your arch nemesis?
Rosemarie: I have a life outside of you, Violet.