Jun 17, 2020
Maura: I’m sorry, I just sneezed and accidentally liked your photo.
Sofia: And commented, “I’m so gay” on all my selfies?
Maura: I have the flu.
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Maura: I’m sorry, I just sneezed and accidentally liked your photo.
Sofia: And commented, “I’m so gay” on all my selfies?
Maura: I have the flu.
When Thomas found out that I'm bi, he said, "I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and sh*t". And I was like, "Do you think straight people can't know things about art?" And he was just like "Yeah."
- Sofia Parekh
*over text*
Marcus: Hey, what’s up?
Sofia: ERROR CODE 34728: This phone number is no longer in service.
Marcus: ?
Sofia: I said this phone number is no longer in service.
Maura: Kelsie, bath time!
Sofia: Kelsie, let's just get it over with!
Maura: Where is that kid?
Kelsie: *laying flat against the bottom of the tub* They'll never look here.
Uriah: My life is flashing before my eyes.
Wren: *looking at a car in a ditch* Yeah, I doubt Sofia figured you'd wreck her car before you were 16.
Sofia: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.
Sofia, picking one paper out of a bowl: For example, ‘Sam and Joey, stop doing that’ just applies to everything.
Joey: I’ll use my Joey Sharp charm.
Rosemarie: I have total faith in you. Sam, you go with him. Sofia, you go too.
Sofia: My boyfriend turned out to be working for the evil magician who tried to kill my friends.
Thomas: That’s rough, buddy.