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Posted a Marylily fic :D yes, this has been sitting in my google docs for like two years, no I haven’t just got around to finish it oops
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44368885
Incorrect Quotes with Fenrir and the Marauders + Lily
Fenrir: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Fenrir: i became more evil if you’re curious Remus: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Fenrir: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Fenrir: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Remus: What's that? Fenrir: Remorse code. Remus: I'm even angrier now.
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Sirius: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Fenrir: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Sirius: You often use humor to deflect trauma Fenrir: Thank you Sirius: I didn't say that was a good thing Fenrir: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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James: *Gets down on one knee* Fenrir: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. James: *Falls over* Fenrir: The poison is kicking in.
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James: Fenrir was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Fenrir: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. James: Fenrir, you ate a chair.
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Peter: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Fenrir: You mean literally or figuratively? Peter: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Peter: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Fenrir: Oh, you’ve been? Peter: Once. In Monopoly.
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Lily: How many kids do you have? Fenrir: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Lily, tending to Fenrir's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Fenrir: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Lily: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Fenrir: What if it bites me and it dies!? Remus: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Fenrir, learn to listen. James: What if it bites itself and I die? Sirius: That’s voodoo. Peter: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Fenrir: That’s correlation, not causation. James: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Sirius: That’s kinky. Lily: Oh my God.
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Lily, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Fenrir: Hey. Remus: Hi. James: Hello. Sirius: Hey! Lily: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter: We were out of Doritos.
So that kinda happend. While James and Lily don’t really talk to each other.
More Marauders Time
I also created Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy, Molly and Arthur Weasley, and Frank and Alice Longbottom.
They were having a party at the potter household
Also spoiler: Lily is pregnant but from Severus xD
You know what, Potter, sometimes I just wanna kill you. Like... really.
I didn't kill them! I never would have killed them! James and Lily were my friends!
Nope, never getting tired of that joke. Like, ever.