#march carter

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Ashton and March are dating?? Sounds like he's gonna get pummelled by a homophobic NHL base, RIP his hockey career

"Did my tagging all the major sports publications in this accidentally leak that main stream? Whoopsies."

@defendingtheice @heyyomarch

[1071thetea]

Spotted;

"I just got a couple interesting pictures in my inbox. Seems like like other night, Birch and Sada's girl Evie Fields was out having herself a messy messy time. Turns out maybe she had three men coming to her rescue after she got herself all stumbly and shit. Grayson AND Tristan Kasnoff, and then ultimately going home with Ashton Ryder of all people. I thought he was still with March Carter, isn't he? Maybe he's a hot bi-sexual hockey player? Who knows. Though, knowing boring Ashton, he probably didn't even hook up with her. Either way, good for you, GIrlie. Have these men rushing to your rescue."

@eviescore @angstfactory @defendingtheice @tristan--kasnoff @heyyomarch

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"Hey Carrollers and welcome back to my wedding stream. Things are going smoothly... maybe a little too smoothly, so I think it might be time for a little more juicy goss to spice things up. Gotta make sure Joel has a truly unforgettable party. So... let's see what's in my inbox.... hmmm... oh here's one.

Boring Snoring Ashton Ryder might not be as boring snoring as we all thought. Turns out he's been reunited with his ex Claudio Rojas and they've been getting pretty close... pretty.... tight, it seems. I had heard somewhere that March Carter and he were like an item again, but March dipped town out of nowhere? I wonder if that's because he found out about Claudio? Someone should tell March, he deserves to know. Wonder if he still listens online from wherever he is. Hey March... Sorry about your probably triflin man.

Turns out Matthew Whitlock-Holmes has decided to crawl out of the security of the shadows his brothers cast over him and get back to his old dramatic days. Damn Matthew, i feel like I haven't talked about you since High School. Now... you're just rolling in aren't you? Word on the street, is that he asked Aspen Reynolds to be his date to the party just to make Emily Powell jealous. It's nuts that he's still hung up on that girl? She'd not even that cute, if anything she'd kind of mid... especially for a streamer, I thought looks were part of the job? I even got a second piece of gossip that he was seen disappearing into a room with Emily and coming out looking rather frazzled after... wonder what they were up to in there... wonder if Emily gave him a final goodbye romp? I mean at least it would make her and Nathan Beam even after his brunette in NYC. Then again, word on the street is Aspen accepted just to make Mickey Whitlock-Holmes jealous, everyone knows they've been fucking on the down low for years. But it's Mickey so who would be surprised that she didn't want anyone knowing even if most people are pretty sure she's head over heels obsessed with him. At least Matt has some kind of prestige with his job. Funny they didn't actually show up together. Looks like Matt showed up with that teacher with the pig and the real hick accent? Birch Rose? Yeah, I heard they're dating. I wonder if anyone told her or her brothers Grady & JP Rose not only about Matthews past cheater tendencies, his hang up for Emily, or the reputation his entire family holds around Carroll? Oops.... maybe I just did?

That's all for now, Carrollers, keep and eye on your notifications for the next hot gossip drop.

@defendingtheice @angstfactory ft; Claudio Rojas & Mickey Whitlock-Holmes @chaoticmattwhitlock @birchrcse @thexcarrollxtimes ft; Grady & JP @holyemu @nananathanb @heyyomarch @aspenreynolds

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Are we even sure Ashton is still taken? Where tf is March? Didn't he like come back a bunch of times? I thought he'd be here all summer, doesn't seem like the case anymore, yikes suddenly he's gone. did you break them apart with that outing Britney, guurl you messy

"People are saying that Ashton Ryder and March Carter are broken up. I'm just that powerful, Baby."

@defendingtheice @heyyomarch

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I was grabbing some things for the house and clocked Ashton Ryder and Claudio Rojas out shopping for pillows. It was cute, but sheesh, he sure did move on quick from March.

"Wait wait wait. Did Ashton Ryder and March Carter break up and I didnt know about it? Damn you guys really are out here letting me down like this, I'm actually kinda of disappointed in you all."

@defendingtheice @heyyomarch

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also march wants to kiss fitz???

"March, babe. Don't do it. There's no way this man isn't gunna end up the jumping off point for a mono outbreak in Carroll."

@heyyomarch @angstfactory ft; Fitz.

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I can smell the chili cooking from Carter's house in poppy court, someone ask him to share pls

"How can you go and make an entire neighborhood smell like chili and not share with the entire block, March? That's so rude."

@heyyomarch

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So March moves out of carroll and Ashton goes around sitting ferris wheel rides with aspen?? what, he was so fomo that all his other friends got dates?

"Oh my goodness Ashton put the moves on Aspen Reynolds?! Now that's a pairing I'd never expect, but I bet her father would approve of. A gay virgin and Carroll's founding snob. That's so funny! Is going to be his beard because really he doesn't need one. We all know he wants to do a joint V card loss with his fellow Uber Virgin, March. Then again, maybe March left because he's running away from Ashton. He does give stage five clinger vibes. Watch out, Aspen."

@defendingtheice @aspenreynolds @heyyomarch