Characters: Mallymkun, Thackery, Tarrant, briefly Alice and Chesshur.
A/N: Crack. Pure Crack. I remembered a certain art meme, and this happened. Also, is it Marchmouse? March Hatter? Hally? Consensual three-way relationship (yes)? Purely platonic? You decide! (Because I have no clue)
edit: idk how answering turned on? Nor will it let me turn it off? See if I can't get it to go away, sorry...
Disclaimer: based purely on fictional characters, not at all on any real people.
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It was a surprisingly warm autumn day, the 'off season' for Disney so the band was only playing on the weekends, and that Tuesday afternoon found Mallymkun, Tarrant, and Thackery sprawled out on their stage, leaning against the drum-less drum platform, lazily soaking in the rays. Thackery had fallen asleep leaning against Mally's shoulder, and the Dormouse had his arms wrapped tightly around him. He meanwhile was tucked up against the Hatter, head leaning back against the warm chest, Tarrant's bicep across his shoulder holding him there as he ran his fingers slowly through the carefully styled blonde hair. Mally would likely have been somewhat upset about his hair being messed up, but he was too comfortable and relaxed, and the Hatter's hands felt too nice. Mally was just about to doze off, when something one of the park visitors passing by the stage said caught his attention.
Something not so nice about Thackery.
Something very not nice about his ears.
Mally sat up, eyes snapping open. "What'd you say about my Honey Bunny?" he yelled after the group of 20-something year old guys that were walking away to the back entrance to their corner of the park.
Mally stood up carefully, shifting the stirring Thackery carefully, trying not to wake him, leaning the bassist against the Hatter. "Tarrant, hold my bunny."
"Kick his ass baby, I got your bunny." Tarrant said, wrapping his arms around Thackery.
"Not a bunny, a Hare." Thackery protested sluggishly, blinking awake as the Dormouse strode angrily across the stage, and with a hand on the ladder-like 'chair' at the edge, swung down off the stage and stormed after the offenders.
Alice appeared by the stage right as Mally hopped off it, Chessur behind her holding a few bags from both the in park stores and the Downtown Disney area. "What's going on? Did you guys fight?" She asked the two on stage, glancing after the fuming guitarist.
"Not at all, " Tarrant reassured her, fingers starting to move through Thackery's hair. "A passerby said something much unkindly about our dear March Hare. So Mally has gone to speak to him, while I've been instructed to hold Thackery!" The last part was full of pride, as if the Hatter was excited to be intrusted with such a responsibility.
"Oh crap!" Alice moaned and turned on her heel to rush after the Dormouse that was passing the House of Cards stage and about to slip out the back opening by the Hyperion.
"Now this, I have to see." Chess said with a pur, leaving the few shopping bags on the stage and heading after the blondes with a skip in his step.
Thackery groaned and turned his head into Tarrant's chest. "He's going to get us all fired."
Tarrant laughed. "Nonsense. Mallymkun isn't that foolish." After a brief moment to think about what he just said, the Hatter's hands paused, and his chuckles died. "Well, besides, Alice and Chessur will stop him before it gets too bad." He continued brightly, nimble fingers carding smoothly through the Hare's hair once again.
Thackery sighed and leaned back into the Hatter's touch. All he could do is hope that whatever Mally did, it didn't get them all into too much trouble.
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