#marching tuba

[notsoaverageviiya]

Guys look at this picture of me I found from an old breast cancer awareness game years ago. I am the CUTEST sousaphone player to ever live

[killjoy-for-hire]

Me: WHEN I WAS

Dad: what?

Me: A YOUNG BOY

Dad: dear God

Me: MY FATHER

Dad: You're not even a boy.

Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Dad: our little shit town isn't a city

Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

Dad: YOU'RE IN THE DAMN MARCHING BAND MIRANDA

[amarchingband]

[hollie-the-bari]

I discovered a new, near total-body exercise! The Tuba Squat! This is for all marching tubas and their friends. Squat at the knees and lift your tuba into set, then pop into horns-up (on your shoulder), hold that for 20 seconds, return to set, and squat your tuba back to the ground. Repeat until you can't.