be the buff gf

I got tired of trying to find a buff gf, so I've decided to hit the gym and get those sweet sweet gains to be really good at hugging my future gf

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

[maidthings]

wait have y'all heard the news

[maidthings]

apparently silksong came out

[tamamita]

I would've deflected that with the demon blade

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[the-muppet-joker]

Sorry for the lack of posts! I have been coughing up small amounts of black bile and grappling with visions of my own fleeting mortality

[enki2]

[justcallme1anangel]

the black veil vanishes

[greelin]

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[youronlydeathwish]

“Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.”

— (via kissedby-suicide)

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[bloedgetuige]

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

[bloedgetuige]

im handing out chocolate and tea to everyone reblogging this. good luck friends i wish you all the best

[midnightcrows]

The Emperor Undying and His Saints.

Inprnt store here!

[punishedsaints]

[esthermika]

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

me, collared and leashed: just so we're on the same page im an anarchist and don't believe in hierarchies. this is a temporary, voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned

domme: puppies don't speak

me: WOOF!

[truestoriesaboutme]

Gideon the Ninth is the best Locked Tomb book. It's wildly entertaining with a really cool setting and engaging haunted house mystery plot. And best of all, it has the best protagonist: an immensely charismatic swaggering butch lesbian sword fighter who just gives no fucks

Harrow the Ninth is the best Locked Tomb book. It's challenging and rewarding with fascinating character dynamics, incredibly cool structural storytelling and deeply philosophical themes. And best of all, it has the best protagonist, a fiercely determined, immensely powerful necromancer, who is also an incredibly traumatized useless lesbian who can't deal with the fact that she loves women more than God, who she works with

Nona the Ninth is the best Locked Tomb book. It's a deeply compelling exploration of the effects of war and colonization on the people who it hurts the most, with humanist themes and queer found family dynamics. And best of all, it has the best protagonist, an endlessly optimistic, childlike but never infantalized girl who can't do anything but love every single person that she meets even in the middle of a war zone and also she's friends with a six legged dog