Jun 30, 2023
↦ closed starter / @marcosxcosta ↦ location: pinewood social
"I need you to know," the woman said between bites of her french fry, "that I set up my Google Home to provide me with an animal of the day notice. So every single day, it tells me about a new animal, complete with animal sounds. I'm pretty sure my entire day was ruined when I learned what anteaters sound like. However, I now know that their tongues are covered in spines, which is equally as terrifying but slightly more fun to drop into random Tinder conversations."